the answer is yes.
i have a strange mind.
what are you thinking. give me something strange/crazy/random/ whatever. talk to me people.
2007-06-01 08:39:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Something strange and random...
Alright, here's a joke (clean) to liven up your afternoon.
Cheers!
The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw
one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
2007-06-01 08:45:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's almost the weekend, looking to find someone to share the time by packing some goodies, magnum of champagne, light off the Olde Porsche and heading up the coast.
You?
2007-06-01 15:46:09 · answer #2 · answered by Iggy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm currently involved with a woman that I've been sleeping with for about 4 months. We are pretty open and I tell her what's on my mind.
I want to give her a facial really bad; meaning, I want to shoot my semen all over her face.
You asked. I'm honest.
2007-06-01 15:45:30 · answer #3 · answered by michael s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you ask for something random than it isn't random at all, is it?
Mind blowing, I know...
2007-06-01 15:43:30 · answer #4 · answered by You Had Me At HellNo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my questions are pulled out of my dog's flea's butt
you have nothing to be ashamed about
2007-06-01 15:43:44 · answer #5 · answered by Antoine J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is you butt like a foturne cookie or something?
2007-06-01 15:42:29 · answer #6 · answered by special sock puppet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They do smell kind of funny
2007-06-01 15:41:39 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you lonely that OK Ill talk to you HI: )
2007-06-01 15:43:10 · answer #8 · answered by sexyroselover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im thinking about your butt
2007-06-01 15:43:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont fool yourself girl, its going up your poopshoot
2007-06-01 15:41:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋