You know that you're gay when____...
2007-06-01 07:57:55 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Cal: You're gay now?
David: No, I'm not gay, I'm just celibate.
Cal: That sounds gay. I mean, I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that lead to you being gay. Like there's this, and then in a year it's like "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm, I'm a g-gay guy now".
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: [Laughing]Oh, I'm gay for saying that.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know you're gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women anymore.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.
David: You Know How I know that you're gay?
Cal: How am I gay?
David: You've seen Rent three times.
Cal: Being able to appreciate music, dance, and doin' guys in the *** is not the same thing.
David: Yea but all three of those things a comprised to musical rent.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How
David: Two words "Fanny Pack"
Cal: You know how I know you're gay?
David: How?
Cal: You're wearing baby blue track pants.
David: Yeah I gave that to you actually. You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You tried to put a glory hole in the bathroom at SmartTech.
Cal: You know how I know you're gay?
David: How?
Cal: You look at me sometimes in a certain way...
David HmmmHm.
Cal: And you're just, you're lip quivers.
David: Mmmhmm.
Cal: Look's gay.
David: Well it's just 'cause you seem nice.
David: You know how I knew you were gay?
Cal: How'd you know I was gay?
David: You gave a reach around when you mounted me.
Cal: That's just considerate, okay that's not gay.
David: You Know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David You put your penis inside of guys assholes.
Cal: You know how I know you're gay?
David: How?
Cal: Your dick tastes like ****.
2007-06-01 08:14:45 · answer #1 · answered by Ryan_Hood 3 · 6⤊ 9⤋
You may not necessarily know you're gay, as it took me 1 year to find out i was actually gay.
2015-04-08 23:59:22 · answer #2 · answered by Ollie 1 · 6⤊ 0⤋
You know when your gay when you realize you like looking at mens but's and not womens.
2015-01-02 21:23:20 · answer #3 · answered by austin 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You question your sexuality
You worry about your future relationships, like friends and family
You do gay stuff
You know you can't live like this anymore
You want to confess something so horrible to everyone they might run away or look at you different
You ask this question
You question your habits and your personality
You like looking at same sex people
You spend nights thinking about the issue
2015-01-12 23:51:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 0⤋
You know you're gay when you find, within yourself, the urge to tell yourself that, in fact, you are attracted to someone that is defined as the same gender.
2015-06-08 17:25:05 · answer #5 · answered by Nicholas 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know you're gay when a guy gives you a *****.
2015-11-27 04:47:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well I'm a lesbian, but y'know.
When you find yourself looking at pictures of naked girls on the internet and getting seriously turned on.
2015-07-26 13:43:57 · answer #7 · answered by Zoe 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You gays and your sinning is turning the world to ****. I hope Donald Trump solves this problem in our once great country by building a wall around all of you.
2016-05-17 00:02:57 · answer #8 · answered by Luke Tony 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
don't worry about it that's what I tell myself you fall in love with who you fall in love with. if its a guy cool a girl cool it doesn't matter just know that I love you...even though I don't know you XD. HAKUNA MATATA
2015-04-14 16:09:00 · answer #9 · answered by martha 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You've become fascinated with Rosie O'Donnell
2007-06-01 09:17:59 · answer #10 · answered by Jypcee 5000 6 · 3⤊ 5⤋
when you're still a virgin after graduating college
2016-08-12 13:40:16 · answer #11 · answered by Louis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋