....... you give a man some nookie?
2007-06-01 07:16:43 · 38 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He would dream forever of thee... and would know the bliss of heaven but for an instant.
2007-06-01 07:20:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A young Catholic man goes to confession and says, :Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's."
Soon after, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail "Mary's."
At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop dead gorgeous woman enters the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the Priest!
Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart. The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?"
The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies, "No, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes!"
2007-06-01 09:04:00 · answer #2 · answered by Ben R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kreacher have mouse friend. Mouse friend named Gus-Gus.
Gus-Gus is fat and happy. Kreacher give Gus-Gus home.
Gus-Gus never ask for anything.
Why Lady with two names bring man into it? Kreacher think nookie funny. Kreacher think same as Johnny Rotten: Just a bunch of flesh slapping eachother making squishy sounds.
Kreacher not much fan of Johnny Rotten. Kreacher just think he funny when he talk about nookie.
Kreacher think nookie should be sacred and privite. That why Kreacher don't have hot date or Nessie. Nessie don't agree with Kreacher.
Kreacher want to know. What question again?
2007-06-01 09:14:48 · answer #3 · answered by Kreacher 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you give a mouse a cookie
He's going to want a glass of milk
If you give a man some nookie
He'll turn from stone to silk
2007-06-01 09:37:05 · answer #4 · answered by Citizen Mac 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. They don't want anything after the nookie.
2007-06-01 07:19:45 · answer #5 · answered by I Heart Dead Things 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he's going to ask for a tumbler of milk, which will make him drained, which will reason him to ask for a place to sleep..... and an entire chain of requests from this one little mouse.
2016-10-09 06:33:31 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you give a man some nookie.... he'll give you a $50.00
2007-06-01 07:26:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
then I want breakfast, BUT I do not mind making it for YOU....
well with me
I want more and it ends up going into the next day
and then I want to give my heart to you
then I want more and there goes another two days
I hope you have a lot of time you can take off of work
smile
good luck
2007-06-02 14:50:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call me with the test results Here is my phone number, no it's not here, maybe in this pocket, no, well I'm in the phone book under Johnson.
2007-06-01 13:42:09 · answer #9 · answered by enzyme 305 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'll be thankful and give you a little of his milk.
2007-06-01 07:19:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋