pretend you are putting one on line just to amuse everyone...what would you say??
(doesn't matter if you are married or not...just have fun with it!!)
2007-06-01 07:03:25 · 26 answers · asked by Niffer 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
mine?
loves to cook, take long walks along the beach and have my pig tails pulled.
lol
2007-06-01 07:03:52 · update #1
22 y.o. mental patient, chronic body odor due to yeast and pus, hates her mother, has multiple personalities. Sometimes blonde, sometimes red head. Sometimes male other times female. Serious inquiries only.
2007-06-01 07:10:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Just to straighten things out: I'm absolutely NOT looking for a mate
But if hypothetically speaking, then I would post something like this:
Me:
25, 5.4, 105; Cute as a smurf , bouncy little girl ;)
Brown eyes, brown hair,
Open minded yet mature enough to keep certain things locked up ;)
Hyperactive and has to be worn out by physical activity before doing anything else.
Kitchen is my favorite room in the house and cooking is therapy for my soul.
Enjoy spending alone time, go visit the local library or research a subject that is interesting and or mind buggling.
Love to travel too (road trips)
I have somewhat of a huge imagination and like to think more often than I speak.
You:
Have to like working-out and be talented in sports.
Be in good shape or have been in the past and now willing to get back in shape... No couch potatoes need to apply ;p
Confidence is good, but not cocky!
If you think you are too smart or intelligent and enjoy articulating such things, keep off!
Altough, intelligence is the ultimate trait that turns me on in a guy; the last thing I'd want is someone who is into himself way too much... I'd rather watch a reality show (and I don't care for those shows either) rather than have someone talk to my ear, because at least I can turn the volume down when bragging gets too over the top.
Humble, mellow, yet witty and passionate is absolutely attractive!
Well read, well educated and still curious gets triple stars ;)
Well rounded, down to earth, sincere and responsible with lots of ambition and clear goals in mind, gets quadruple stars ;)
That is it, you can bash me now...
2007-06-01 09:13:20 · answer #2 · answered by EndorphinRush 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is hilarious. The whole time I was reading it, I did believe it was an honest and well formulated ad from the lonely and single black lady. I was kind of admiring her, how well she knows the average Aussie man and with this skilled ad - find a way into the depths of mans heart. Than came the link and suddenly everything made the perfect sense. I was nonstop laughing for maybe three minutes. Thank you Pandora, one like that every day and we will grow younger. @ I am just surprised, that members can read your blog, leave stars, TU and TD but none did left their hand-prints except Eros. This article is a pearl which should be shared by many.
2016-05-18 21:29:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet girl seeking handsome tall man w/ dreamy blue eyes. I like to take long walks on the beach love to cook a romantic dinners for my mate. I'm affectionate, open minded and a girl you want to take to mom and dad. Looking for a long term relationship w/ someone I can trust and have plenty children. What I really meant is
I'm an independent, always right, egotistical, gotta have it my way girl. I hate cooking I can't even make good Iced Tea and I absolutely hate the beach! I don't want to go home to ur mother or father, parents don't like me! Im not looking for a long term relationship because i will never trust any man and I already have one child why on earth would I want another one! If your intersted in my honesty :) please do call.
2007-06-01 07:29:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like long walks on the beach, I'm a kick a** cook, I'm adventurous and spontaneous and looking for some one who is also adventurous/spontaneous who is nice and caring preferably a Latino, Asian-Indian, or Italiano man.
2007-06-01 07:10:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loves to pull pig tails, wants to eat you, and pound you on the beach.
2007-06-01 07:07:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just saw this...hilarious answers...my husband and I were just talking about this the other day. HAPPILY married but it would read simply:
Southern girl. Comes with own fishing pole, boat, hunting dog, motorcycle and truck. Loves the outdoors, cooking. good friends and weekends. Alda
2007-06-01 15:43:29 · answer #7 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Enigmaniacal Irish female seeks male MENSA for friendship, adventure, passion and "ethical collusion." Must have a deviant wit, Zen-like soul, and a warrior's spirit. Housebroken and with own vehicle only. 12-step preferred.
2007-06-01 07:16:17 · answer #8 · answered by *~*~*poof*~*~* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Likes to have sex every and anywhere, likes to smack girls @sses and pull their hair, and likes to cook and romance the women before having some "fun", likes to give as well as recieve "favors" as well. But all in all is a gentleman with the ladies and a freak in the bedroom.
2007-06-01 07:15:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
29 yr old sexy sassy light skinned Latina,
5'4" 120lbs..of pure fun...
I love to dance and have fun...I am a free spirit.
I enjoy the idea that romance is alive and well
And while I am not necessarily looking for superman or prince charming.
I just want a companion to go through this cruel world with.
I love men and I love sex....women need not apply...=P
I am taken by my sparkler so no replies to this add...LOL...=)
2007-06-01 08:30:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Fiercely independent, well-to-do, witty, strong, fun-loving, laid-back, easygoing, pretty young woman seeks honest, handsome, respectful, hilarious, low-maintenance, sweet n sour romantic to count the stars with and to have loads of fun and adventures with. Must move slowly with the relationship.
2007-06-01 07:09:20 · answer #11 · answered by funnygrrl19 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋