What's the biggest lie you've ever told?

Answer 1

"Big" is a really broad stroke...

Do you mean the lie that caused the most hurt?

The biggest lie one has told just to cover their asss?

The "Most outrageous" big lie?

I really have to think about this.... I rarely lie, and when I do, it's usually a little white lie as not to hurt someones feelings.

Here's one that was pretty big... a secret until now....

When I was 20, working 2 jobs to put myself through college... I worked as a telemarketer for some dumbass company here in Florida. One night, bossman asked me to go out & get dinner for everyone, so I obliged. Backing out of my spot, I hit his brand new black corvette convertible. Not super hard, but hard enough to cause a few scrapes & dings in the fender. Not wanting to get fired... I went to get the food... and as I came back into the parking lot, he was sitting out there talking with the owner of the business next office down. He asked if I knew anything about this.... pointing to the car...and I said no. ( There were almost no marks on my car... ) He said, are you sure....I said yes & went back in to work.
He never brought it up again... though I felt pretty bad about it... the day I quit, he told me he knew it was me that did it...

In the end, I knew he knew.

Lies suck...

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Kreacher have many story to tell. Some truth. Some lie.
Kreacher don't tell what lie. Truth hurts. Kreacher not want to hurt anyone. So Kreacher is Kreacher.
Kreacher thinks Lady with two names understands Kreacher's thinking. Some time Kreacher tell truth.

Kreacher miss Nessie. Nessy don't know Kreacher hurt and sad. Kreacher wonders if Nessy and Kreacher will ever be.

Kreacher thinks no. So Kreacher is Kreacher.
Kreacher not lie about love though.
Kreacher have respect for love.

Answer 4

That I am a King Crab fisher boat captain from the freezing wastes of Alaska's northern most regions with a wooden leg and scurvy. My name is Captain Pershin and I am of Russian descent, coming from a long line of dog breeders. The dogs were used in battle on the ancient frozen steppes of Mother Russia. Along with this I am a regular at the "Friends of Stalin, sing like Celine Dion" Karaoke nights at our local bar, "The Grizzly Bear's Nuts"


Not really...I just made all that up....free-form nonsense!

Answer 5

The biggest lie ever told is Jesus was white. hair like lambs wool (nappy) and skin like olive (dark brownish Grey) don't sound to white to me. But I digress

Answer 6

When I was 16 I told my mom there was a big fire in the field next to the school and that was why I smelled like burnt grass....

Answer 7

well i can't think of any big lie but i think the biggest lie that anyone can say would be saying 'i am pregnant" when you are not or vise versa

Answer 8

I once told my older sister,that she had a different father.I know that she still holds a grudge.Even though I was only 13,I'll regret it for the rest of my life.I love her so much.

Answer 9

I only have two other girlfriends

and I promise I won't fall in love with you


smile
good luck

Answer 10

I've never told a lie in my life.