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Tell me more. Retard stories are the best. One time I had a job as a substitute teacher and I had to sub for the retarded kids. Man, it was one hell of a day. One of the kids just kept yelling "ROOT BEER, ROOT BEER" for no apparent reason. Another would say "Spend my money" while he slapped himself in the rear. It was quite an experience.

2007-06-01 05:50:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Obviously, he was training for the upcoming tournament against the Kobra Kai's.

No seriously man, you'd better clean up his mess and make sure that stuff doesn't reach any eggs.

2007-06-01 12:47:12 · answer #2 · answered by Get Smart™ 6 · 2 0

That is that brand new song out by the Dixie Chicks. Don't go too hard on the boy all their fans are like that.

2007-06-01 12:51:11 · answer #3 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 3 0

Maybe he was taking a bath with candles all around. I think he was lighting and blowing out the candles repeatedly.

2007-06-01 14:14:47 · answer #4 · answered by Chico Escuela aka Rob 4 · 1 0

Chill out, old timer, he was only demonstrating to your wife the new Dyson all-in-one floor polisher and stripper.

2007-06-01 17:49:38 · answer #5 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1 0

LOL... I am not quite sure but I would make sure the wax is water soluble..

2007-06-01 12:45:41 · answer #6 · answered by Miss T 4 · 2 0

Was he licking the windows? I heard retards do that sometimes.

2007-06-01 12:45:21 · answer #7 · answered by The Don 4 · 2 0

oh my you better get some bleach in there asap! You're gonna have sea monkeys growing in there if not!

2007-06-01 15:56:46 · answer #8 · answered by ?born2lose? 5 · 1 0

You should thank God he wasn't an all the way retard

2007-06-01 12:54:16 · answer #9 · answered by AM 3 · 1 0

He is waxing your car in there.

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2007-06-01 12:46:34 · answer #10 · answered by Peggy Sue 5 · 2 0

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