2007-06-01 04:42:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
Because the force is NOT with you, Darth.
2007-06-01 04:49:04 · answer #1 · answered by Mike M. 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I finally did it.
I've created a super race of women. So far, I have only one in my lab, but trust me, there will be plenty more. One giant boob sits in the center of her chest, like the soft, juicy eye of a cyclops. Her thick, long tongue serves as an instrument for "tossing salads" (as the young people are so fond of saying). Have any of you fools ever heard of Pavlov's dog? Of course you have not, unwashed masses. Just know this: when my super lady hears Hall & Oates' Maneater, she begins to salivate and search for some butt to wipe with her massive, yet soft lolly-licker. Why do feminists press your chest buttons, sir?! They know those buttons will give them the coordinates they need to locate my underground bunker, where my invention lives!! Ha!! You fools! Darth will never share my secrets with you!! Ha ha!!! Fools all!!
Do not mock me. Don't you dare mock me.
2007-06-04 15:49:41 · answer #2 · answered by Balloon Knot Vortex 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oooooh The farce is strong with this one Obi Wan.
2007-06-01 11:50:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Buttons? You mean boobs?
That's weird.
2007-06-01 11:45:23 · answer #4 · answered by holybass07 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because I thought you were the tv remote.
2007-06-01 20:18:57 · answer #5 · answered by Shivers 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is it because They can't find the zipper in Your pants?
2007-06-04 01:28:02 · answer #6 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you enjoy that sort of thing, naughty boy.
2007-06-01 12:22:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Dark Side is clouding your mind....
2007-06-01 11:49:48 · answer #8 · answered by happy4u 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, I thought you dispensed espresso. My mistake.
2007-06-01 11:46:37 · answer #9 · answered by sparky52881 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Because they think you are sexy. :)
2007-06-01 13:16:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋