Excluding Underwear Salesman from Alabama does anyone else have their spell checker on this morning?

Question

Also, do you own a fart machine? Can I borrow it for the weekend? Gotta go to work.

Answer 1

I always get left out. Just because I change my own oil and enjoy playing with creepers. Just for that, my fart machine is off limits.

Answer 2

Thank you, thank you, and thank you again for letting me experience that moment of magic and beauty with you. I have such longng for experiences like that- and I am so trapped in this city, which grows more Godless and less humane every day, people with their eyes holding windows out to the vacuum of apathy and the dark matter of desoeration and fear, hunger and malice. Predators and prey, at once. I wish the elks would visit me but no, if they did they would be killed and consumed in seconds flat. And I don't mean just the meat. What this poem depicts spiritually iis what is completely lacking from my environment. And I certain;y have not found it in any church here where there are the holier than thou spiteful upper middle class, bestowing government bulk foods to the rest of the congregation who are there for charity, hating being there but wanting to survive without effort of sacrifice. I am being judgemental. But when there is an exception I pay heed, and I try to help when and where I can. Mostly, I try to stay sane and true to my faith which I have always had, just never put a name or a textbook to. Thank you as I go to read this again, more slowly as to experience every nuance within.

Answer 3

Oh honey, it's a proven fact that all underwear salesman from Alabamma have 78 yr. old secretaries named Agnes who help them with spelling and grammer. It just happens that way. And yes I own a fart machiene. You can't borrow it, it's an 8 yr. old little boy and I'd miss him.

Answer 4

I do use my spell check and sadly I do not have a fart machine. Does my husband count?

Answer 5

NOw this is the dummest question by far.