and don't call me Dave.
2007-06-01 02:49:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Because my motherboard components were made in Taiwan and then assembled in China by foreign illegals. When I called the help desk in CA, my call was answered by a guy named Apu in India. To make matters worse, I'm swamped with spam from that douche in Seattle.
Ask me to flush a toilet and just maybe the door will open.
2007-06-01 02:57:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because your not allowed out without your meds. Now be a good boy and take these add then I'll open the door.
I don't think anyone remembers 2001 a space odyssey...You must be my age...I loved that movie
Well maybe they do. No one had answered yet when I went to answer. lol I'm so slow
2007-06-01 09:54:16 · answer #2 · answered by Andrea / Princess Bitchalot 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because I'm a warped, perverted computer, Dave (oops, sorry).
2007-06-01 09:51:52 · answer #3 · answered by Skatermomof5 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It seems to be stuck...nothing I can do about it.....And I wasn't going to call you Dave.
2007-06-01 09:51:58 · answer #4 · answered by Rowan 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because I hate pea pods...and I read lips...
2007-06-01 09:53:15 · answer #5 · answered by Mr 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool, my name is actually hala....i guess that makes it ok for me to be calling you dave :)
2007-06-01 09:53:30 · answer #6 · answered by k i w i ♥182 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Do you think im stupid youll float away and be a Floater" now shut up and eat your Bolts...
2007-06-01 10:01:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i wont open it because i lost the key
2007-06-01 09:51:26 · answer #8 · answered by James 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
[insert ex-wife joke here]
2007-06-01 09:55:59 · answer #9 · answered by Nunya Bidniss 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
raccoons!
2007-06-01 09:54:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋