Confucius say_________?

Question

"Man who fart in church, sit alone in "pew."

Answer 1

Confucious say .... Man who keep mouth shut, only hear one side of story
Confucious say...Dog who have teeth...bite
Confucious say.... If it walks like a duck......

Answer 2

He who runs in front of a running car gets tired

He who runs behind a car gets exhausted

He who lives in glass house will change in basement

Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around

Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk

Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it

He who pees into the wind pees on himself

Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel

Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like ****

Confucius say, man who drive like hell, bound to get there

Answer 3

Confucius say man with hole in pocket like to play pocket pool.

Answer 4

Chairs

Answer 5

Confucius say~

"Man with no sense, sadder than man with no change."

Answer 6

Short man who dance with tall woman....get big bust in mouth!

Answer 7

the smile of the Buddha hides many sins.

Answer 8

Squirrel who climbs up woman's leg find no nuts.

Answer 9

He's really a top bloke.. even without me putting the wind up ya!

Answer 10

Kastank!!!
like on that movie big fat liar at the end. when the asain dude said it. it was funny!! and now i say that everyday!