Does anyone want to be my sponsor for a LLM at the Oxford University?

Question

Does anyone want to be my sponsor? I just got accepted by Oxford University, one of the world's leading universities, its a chance of a lifetime, but unfortunatelly I lack money...
For someone few thousand euros wouldn't be that much but for me its all my dreams come true now.. For someone few thousand euros maybe isnt that much but for me its all my dreams come true...
I have the biggest wish and strogest will do to it and in return I offer my eternal gratitude! (and a pay back some day if I get rich, of course:)

Answer 1

Skip uni and move to Nigeria. There are plenty of jobs there for scammers.