" I wish you were a door,
so I could bang you all day long".
Have you heard one better? lol
2007-05-31 17:20:00 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh Boss,Thats sooo funny.lol
2007-05-31 17:23:41 · update #1
yes it's good i got one for u. Do u work at subway cause u just gave me a foot long.
2007-05-31 17:22:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 14⤊ 0⤋
Will Smith was the King
your feet must be tired because
you been walking through my mind all day....
2007-06-01 00:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Saw Dust♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, on the move Blast from the Past:
"Excuse me, have you seen a nobel prize around here?"
Or the one about polar bears...
"Excuse me, do you know how much polar bears weigh?"
(Response)
"Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name's Dork."
2007-06-01 00:23:58 · answer #3 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Lol. Acualy, This is the first pick up line i ever heard...except "do you know karate, cause your body is kickin" thats about it
2007-06-01 00:23:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
it happen to me ,this guy ask me if my dad was a thief ,because he most of stole all the star's from the sky ,and put theme in my eye's. Lame , Ha?
2007-06-01 00:28:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
omg lol that's so lame it's funny xD i have one for you that was said to me today!
"this guy has no wip, is 18 years old, and has a license".
O.O?
like I needed to know...?
2007-06-01 00:26:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...Tonto disguised himself as a door and got his knob shot off.
Not sure where this came from and not sure why it popped into my head just now, but there it is! lol
2007-06-01 00:23:52 · answer #7 · answered by prairiegurrl 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
It must be pretty lonely in Heaven,
Now that an angel like you came to earth
2007-06-01 00:23:27 · answer #8 · answered by tom4bucs 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Guy: Wanna go out sometime?
Girl: Sure. Call me.
Guy: But I don't know your phone number!
Girl: Its in the phonebook.
Guy: But I don't know your name!
Girl: It's in the phonebook too.
Not exactly a pickup line, but...
2007-06-01 00:23:52 · answer #9 · answered by ænima 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
okay, these are from my twisted son-in-law:
are you going to be walking to your car alone later?
does this smell like chloroform?
i like my women like i like my coffee, ground up and in bags.
they would be better under the "how not to get a date" section!!
2007-06-01 01:17:06 · answer #10 · answered by pirate00girl 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋