2007-05-31 16:14:11 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
HAHAHA LMAO.
.....oh yeah..its laughs now.
but youre gonna die.
2007-05-31 16:16:59 · answer #1 · answered by a Rose with no other name. 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A homing device has been activated, the signal of which is being transmitted to the FBMI (Federal Bureau of Matress Inspectors) headquarters in Washington, DC. Even now stealth helicopters are airborne, carrying agents trained in the art of pillow fighting, and you'll be swatted by one in a short time, cuffed, read your constitutional rights, and tomorrow you'll be arraigned in court in front of Judge Sealy J. Posturepedic to plead guilty or not guilty. Don't try to re-attach the tag, by the way. Forensic lab technicians have become quite expert in telling ripped tags from non-ripped.
Good luck,
Jolly.
2007-05-31 16:23:33 · answer #2 · answered by Jolly 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tampering with an ankle video reveal can effect in quotes beginning from legal bail leaping, 2nd-degree criminal mischief, attempting to elude police and failure to obey police instructions, besides as a as much as $1500 high-quality for destructive the gadget.
2016-11-03 06:42:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omahgosh! I did that one time. I was so scared. I thought that when the day comes for me to throw the mattress away, the police will look at it. And they'll see that the tag was gone and they'd come and arrest me...I was so young and naive! Slap me.
2007-05-31 16:21:06 · answer #4 · answered by Lien 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dude, it's 99 to life for you!!! Take the mattress off to the dump asap but do it in the middle of the night and wear all black!
2007-05-31 16:18:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The mattress police are on there way over now, I'd head for the hills!! Nice knowing ya!!
2007-05-31 16:19:00 · answer #6 · answered by Suzie- Q 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The FEDS will be coming after you. Be VERY afraid. You might want to hide the mattress while you have time.
2007-05-31 16:18:10 · answer #7 · answered by Nels 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhh you are in so much trouble! You are just a rebel without a mattress tag now :)
2007-05-31 16:20:00 · answer #8 · answered by Dylanne 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude the mattress police are coming But no fear I will bail you out but can I borrow $1000.00 befor they get here
2007-05-31 16:18:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"this mattress will self destruct in 10-9-8" sounds like you better get out of there!!!
2007-05-31 16:17:41 · answer #10 · answered by Kalee♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the mattress police will come and take you away to sleep in a cell with a hard cot
2007-05-31 16:17:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋