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I spent all my money at Pay Less so I can't really afford a test. I figured this was as reliable as any...

2007-05-31 15:27:41 · 41 answers · asked by I Heart Dead Things 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

I'm actually crying with laughter....utter madness.

2007-05-31 15:58:02 · update #1

41 answers

Oh by all means. As you can well see by the preposterous amount of this question we are regarded as the first, foremost and most reliable and accurate test available to mankind. Why we can even tell if you THINKING about getting pregnant. So, yes my dear. Just because you threw up after not taking your pills for a year and then taking them all at once, you are most definitely with child. By the look of it, because of the amount that you took, you could be expecting as many as three. So you better buy bulk...it pays to shop at Payless!

2007-05-31 15:33:21 · answer #1 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 3 0

So, wait.. Let me see if I get what your asking...
You took ALL your pills from like a years time all at the same time? And you threw up, so your wondering if your pregnant?
Uhm.. No, I believe that would be called something known as an O.D. or Overdose. Having that many of any pill will make you throw up and possibly damage many organs in your body so I would suggest you never do that again. And possibly think your decisions through.

2007-05-31 15:32:48 · answer #2 · answered by Shelly 2 · 1 2

No, silly! You only get pregnant if you drink Pepsi and take aspirin at the same time. B/C pills have nothing to do with it!

2007-05-31 15:32:35 · answer #3 · answered by szsquad 2 · 1 0

That is a very good question and I think you did the right thing. There is a good chance perhaps you may be pregnant. now go and sin no more.

2007-05-31 15:32:36 · answer #4 · answered by medic 4 · 0 0

Lol. Yes you are definately pregnant and after incubating for 18 months that kid is gonna be a monstor. Quick, cut it out!!!

2007-05-31 15:30:44 · answer #5 · answered by Miss La La 3 · 3 0

definitely morning sickness, If I were you I would buy the crib, and send out the baby shower invitations, ASAP

2007-05-31 15:31:26 · answer #6 · answered by . 5 · 1 0

maybe you forgot to wash it down with two lg. bars of ex lax,
one can of baking soda, followed by Epsom salts, if it makes you fart your pregnant

2007-05-31 15:43:28 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

I'll holla at Maury for ya

2007-05-31 15:30:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Dang.. if you are preggers.. do yourself, the baby, and the world a favor and throw yourslef down a flight of stairs...

this should do the trick...


Good luck ya schmuck!

2007-05-31 15:32:34 · answer #9 · answered by Oceangrl03 2 · 1 2

I got a good laugh out of this question!

2007-05-31 15:29:33 · answer #10 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 4 0

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