CSI Miami Kaneism.?

Question

Make up the best Kaneism and win a new CAR!!!! no wait you will get points, yeah points. What is a Kaneism, it's when in the beginning of CSI Miami Horatio Kane is doing his thing and he uses something about the case to make a witty quip. (If a guy is killed by a candle in the eye he'd say) "looks like Jack be nimble wasn't so quick after all" Then the theme song by The Who would play.

Thanks for the info, CSI Miami Caineism.

Answer 1

A possible Caineism (since he's Horatio Caine...)

After they find someone dead in a bed.

"Looks like someone died...on the wrong side of the bed."