2007-05-31 11:01:56 · 55 answers · asked by Sydney Paws 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I had it done. Completely done. Honest.
But then, bears with machine guns came dashing out of the woods.
Sharks with friggin' lazer beams attached to their heads came riding out of the ocean on tanks.
There was an epic battle. And then, robot ninjas from the future came and defeated both the sharks and the bears.
They were about to take over the world when ...
Jedi-pirates from beyond the moon crash-landed their flying saucers and started fighting the robot-ninjas!!
One of the explosions from the cannons knocked the paper out of my hands.
Just then, a turtle army came from the land of ice cream and drove back the ninjas and pirates into the ocean where they were eaten by the sharks.
Then, they repaired the robot-ninja's time machine with my homework, because the time machine was made out of paper-mache.
But THEN ....
Lightning stuck the time machine and caused it to take all the turtle army, sharks, bears, robot-ninjas, jedi-pirates, roman gladiators, Abe Vigoda, the secret of cold fusion, a bicycle pump AND my homework and transported it all to the year 3039!!!!!
2007-05-31 12:30:40 · answer #1 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
my dad has a stomach ulcer and it almost bursted and we had to spend the whole night in the emergency room ... i was worried sick and couldn't even begin to think about my homework ... im lucky i even made it to school today .. we didn't get home until 4:30 this morning and i'll make up the homework tonight or during lunch today ...
then you say ...
oh well is your dad okay and dont even worry about homework for as long as you need until your dad is better
and that girls and boys is how you get out of doing homework for about a week =)
xoxoxoxo
Emily
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2007-06-08 04:07:58 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Emily ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry Sir,I was walking to school and an elderly lady was run over by an ostrich,her arm was hanging off at the elbow,so I had to use my homework book as a tourniquet.
2007-05-31 11:19:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a baby last night so I couldn't finish my homework. Sorry.
2007-06-08 01:13:02 · answer #4 · answered by christina30 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well.. You see I had this other project from my baking class. And I was trying to do both at once but I spilled egg on it, and then I tried to cook it off but that didn't work so well, so THEN I set it on the table to dry.. and my dog ran off with it... when I found my dog, it was running in scared because it ran into the horse pasture.. and the HORSE took it! Apparently the egg and paper had too much salt so the horse took it to the pond.. to rinse some off when BAM! a catfish came out and ate it.. so you see.. I tried
2007-05-31 11:06:21 · answer #5 · answered by Miss T 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
a million) Aw grew to become into that for right this moment? i assumed it grew to become into for next week. 2) i grew to become into somewhat ill. 3) i've got been so busy and did no longer have any time to do something. 4) i did no longer comprehend it. 5) i in my view did it, I positioned it in my bag this morning! It could of fell out. heavily!
2016-12-30 10:06:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The nice man with the sign says the end is HERE. No one does homework on the eve of the apocalypse. ummmm.i Had to bail mom out of jail again.Hunting squirrels.Did you know ESPN news is on 24 hours per day?
2007-05-31 11:14:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always say I don't have any, and if she finds some I'll say that it was for fun/ we didn't need to do it.
WET
Works Every Time
2007-05-31 11:08:46 · answer #8 · answered by angelicawalker123 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ok...here's what happened....i was on my way home from school when these cats started coming out of nowhere, and then there were hundereds of them all around me. i tried to run...but they caught me and threw me in a dumpster with their leader cat, who didn't like me and chose to leave me there, and he closed the top on the way out so i'd be stuck. i tried and tried to get out, and finally i did, but i just got home before you did so i didn't have time to do my homework.
2007-05-31 11:09:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well maybe cause I'm and adult and my only homework in life is to make a steady nice paycheck and pay my house note and cranote and electricity bills and etc bills. Haven't had homeworkj since 1993 and that was my senior year in highschool etc. So I don't have to answer u .
2007-05-31 11:06:11 · answer #10 · answered by ~~Pinky & the Brain~~ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋