I'm a big fan of short sheeting the bed. lol
2007-05-31 07:40:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I have a bunch, mostly at the expense of my poor roommate in college, but here is my favorite:
I looked up a random name in the phone book of someone with an address that was relatively nearby and called my roommate from my neighbor's phone when he wasn't around and left a message (changing my voice) saying I was the person in the phone book and that I was in his computer class. I told him I was sick and needed the homework and asked if he could bring it over, then left the random guy's address. Then when he came home, I "just happened" to come in after him. He heard the message, wondered out loud why the guy did not leave a message, and I offered to drive him over. He agreed and thanked me, and my friend asked if he could tag along, too. We parked out front, and watched my poor roommate go up and embarrass himself trying to give homework to some guy he didn't know. He knew the guy's name and everything, compounding his confusion. My friend and I were in tears from laughing when he came back.
Poor guy. I'm not proud of it... oh, what the heck!? I am proud. It was pretty darned funny.
2007-05-31 07:50:39 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Taco 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tell someone you can pin a glass of water to the wall -- a real glass, not a paper cup, using an ordinary straight pin. Naturally they won't believe, so you set out to prove it.
Get a glass of water and a pin. Hold the glass up to the wall and start to pin it up. And then drop the pin. You've got the glass in position just right, so you ask your victim real nice to get the pin for you. When they bend down to pick it up, dump the water on their head.
This works especially well when there's a crowd of people watching. It can also be very dangerous for the joker, so be careful if you try it.
2007-05-31 20:37:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
We had a good natured but homophone boss that had been joking everyone else so we took a Fredricks mag and places a letter using their "letterhead" saying his boob enhancers and 2x dress were on their way but at the time they didn't carry the spiked heel thigh high boots in his size and left it on the break room table Then their was this REAL JERK at school we took the scent that they call cadaver scent and put it between his car door and inside window the smell never goes away that's is extreme i know but his guy was horrid
2007-05-31 14:50:40 · answer #3 · answered by Becky T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laxatives are a mean item to use in a practical joke. My friend ground some up, then put them into her sisters' mashed potatos. The next day, we bought a donut at lunch and stuck a laxative pill in ot, then gave it to another one of our friends. She freaked out after we told her that she ate a laxative pill! They're completely harmless if you only use one. Even though it's mean, it's sure funny! :)
2007-05-31 14:47:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I called my mom once and told her I was pregnant. (I already have four kids which is appalling to her.) It wasn't really funny though, because she got totally pissed off and started ranting about my husband keeping his dick in his pants...I was finally able to say "Happy April Fool's" but it was too late. I guess I do find it funny now.
I also had a coworker who was bragging all the time about what good gas mileage his brand new car was getting. Every day we would add a couple of gallons of gas to the tank whilst it was in the parking lot. He thought he was getting 80 miles per gallon and was bragging to us about it.
2007-05-31 14:45:25 · answer #5 · answered by Haylebird 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One April Fools I was taking a shower and I threw myself on the floor of the bathtub to make a nice loud thump, when my fiance came in to check on me to make sure I was alrite I was sprawled out on the floor with "blood", actually watered down ketchup, all over my face and over the tub (it looked like a murder scene) and I was acting like I was unconscious...it was pretty mean, but totally awesome because he almost threw up he was so scared!
2007-05-31 14:51:09 · answer #6 · answered by Cara and Dave 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One time, I put a laxative in a guy's drink. Unfortunately, it wasn't an instant laxative, so I didn't get to see the situation unfold.
2007-05-31 15:01:49 · answer #7 · answered by mikey062804 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of my favorite things to do to my teenage daughter
is to call her to the phone and there is nobody on it
i know its lame lol but sometimes its the only way i can get her up
2007-05-31 14:45:44 · answer #8 · answered by kimm0101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we purchased a lotto ticket with the winning number from the night before, gave it to my mother, she about S***! herself! when see looked closed the date was the wrong date! it was good while it lasted! i guess you would have to have been there.
2007-05-31 14:47:18 · answer #9 · answered by sunshinembf 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Saran Wrap under the seat on a toilet (making sure that there are no wrinkles).
Evil...but funny.
2007-05-31 14:44:10 · answer #10 · answered by luki1rn 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋