How many of these words can you use in one sentence?

Question

bald
lipstick
salami
pogostick
Bill Clinton

Answer 1

Unfortunately for Bill Clinton, his wife Hillary once again found lipstick stains on his salami, so in a fit of anger while he slept she shaved his head bald and rammed a pogostick up his hind end.

Answer 2

An old, bald Bill Clinton was caught putting lipstick while trying to use salami as a pogostick.

Bill Clinton stuck his pogostick into Jennifer's bald salami chute, which was covered in lipstick.

Answer 3

Salami made Bill Clinton bald after he jumped off a cliff on his pogostick but he was able to re-draw the hairs on his head with his wife's lipstick afterword and, knowing ol' Billy, they looked very realistic too (some think that Michael Jackson helped him)!

There you go =)
and kool question, 1 star for you =D

Answer 4

This questions is asking me to create a sentence using the words: Bald, Lipstick, Salami, Pogostick and Bill Clinton.

Answer 5

Bill Clinton hopped around on a pogostick, his bald behind splattered with bits of salami and covered in red lipstick kisses.

Answer 6

Bill Clinton used his pogostick to slide the salami to the bald chick with the red lipstick.

Answer 7

In the year 2007, Bill Clinton being fed up with Bush's staggering ineptitude came riding back to D.C. on a pogostick and beat G.W. with a salami till he was senseless and bald after which he finished by writing "OWNED" in lipstick on Bush's newly bald head.

Answer 8

Bill Clinton is a bald man who likes wearing lipstick and also happens to eat salami on a pogostick.
There.

Answer 9

Bill Clinton, although not bald, was worried about his looks so he ate some salami, jumped on his pogo stick for a bit of a workout then donned some lipstick in a nice flesh tone.

Answer 10

Bill Clinton, who is bald now, enjoys putting on lipstick and being on a pogostick while eating salami.