This might be the most ridiculous question ever...
but working at a bank will do that to you.
If all of the current NFL quarterbacks entered a fist-fight tournament, who would emerge victorious?
(By the way...Michael Vick is NOT allowed to bring pitt bulls)
2007-05-31 07:11:32 · 42 answers · asked by Richard F 3 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
PS...this question is not intended to in any way degrade or remove the integrity of the athletes of the NFL. They can handle that themselves.
2007-05-31 07:17:09 · update #1
imagine a cage-fight ala pro-wrestling...Romo has Hassellbeck by the bald head but OH he loses his grip after being distracted by McNabb dragging Carrie Underwood by her hair...and Romo is tossed out of the cage by Chris Simms. Simms then grabs McNabb by his Moses beard but McNabb quickly jabs him in his spleen scar and Simms is out...Hassellbeck takes a swing at McNabb but he's spun around by none other than Rosie O'Donnell who sits on him while he screams..."but she's not my wife she's my sister-in-law....arghghghghgh" and then Rosie turns her sights on Donovan and just as she's about to deliver the death blow - Mama McNabb flys from the top ropes and beats Rosie in the head with a can of Chunky soup and McNabb wins the QB Challenge!!!
2007-05-31 08:21:37 · answer #1 · answered by Kim P 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Im thinking JaMarcus Russell would come out on top because he is massive. Brett Favre probably wrassled a few alligators in his days in the South, and he can throw like 90mph, so I wouldnt mess with him. Big Ben actually has the guts to show his face after that horrible Fathead commercial, so I give him some props. Mike Vick is still a gangster, so I think he could hold his own.
At the bottom of the pack would be Rex Grossman, Eli Manning's cry baby azz, Tony Romo, and Jay Cutler. They wouldnt last 5 seconds in the fight. Chad Pennington would get owned early on as well.
I have to go with JaMarcuss Russell, hes a beast.
2007-05-31 07:56:52 · answer #2 · answered by cold 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Favre is about as tough as they come at taking punishment, so he would be up there. That said it is a fight, and Michael Vick has a thuggish streak in him. It would not be Peyton or Eli. Too pretty-boyish. Daunte Culpepper is built like a tank, but has a tread missing. I say it comes down to Favre vs Vick. Just when Vick thinks he has him Farve does that old Hulk Hogan thing where he starts shaking and all of the sudden gets a second wind and beats the crap out of Vick.
2007-05-31 07:23:30 · answer #3 · answered by chris r 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's a dogfight to the end there fighters left in the cage, a battered Brett Farve, a mauled Peyton Manning and a pulped Byron Leftwhich. They charge to the center and when the dust clears, a bloody and battered Peyton Manning stands, the victor! (a grinning Archie puts his hunting rifle back in it's case from the grandstands.)
2007-05-31 07:53:43 · answer #4 · answered by Gilp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's between McNabb and the back up QB for the Giants, Jared Lorenzen. That guy is a tank. He is 6'4" and weighs in at a ridiculous 285lbs. McNabb does play in one of the toughest cities to play football. Those fans are ridiculous so you have to think that he would have learned how to fight sooner or later.
2007-05-31 13:34:37 · answer #5 · answered by Just Me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely Big Ben. The guy came back from a near fatal motorcycle accident, appendectomy and concussion and started 11 games last year and won 6 of the last 8 games. Probably the toughest QB in the NFL today.
2007-05-31 08:11:04 · answer #6 · answered by Polamalu is God 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd say Steve McNair or Brett Favre in their primes. Vick would be DQed for weapons...McNabb would cry to management and get everyone removed...Brady is complaining about the lack of talent around him... and Roethlisberger crashed on the way to the fight.
2007-05-31 08:07:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Micheal Vick
2007-05-31 07:39:53 · answer #8 · answered by Kramer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe Ben Rothlesberger, or Brett Favre. Runner-up could be Daunte Culpepper or something. I don't know. You have to know which quarterbacks actually know how to fight. If Drew Brees knew how to fight and he fought Big Ben, and Ben didn't know how to fight, then I would pick Drew Brees. It's a tough question.
2007-05-31 07:18:51 · answer #9 · answered by Dude X 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's an old saying that says that it's not the size of the dog in the fight that matters but rather the size of the fight in the dog.
Brett Favre wins . Yeah I know he's old but the man is tough as they come and he play's in Green Bay in the middle of winter and you gotta be tough to do that.
2007-05-31 09:24:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋