.....multiple layers of skin came off, due to the extraordinary amount of time they spent coming in contact with my buttocks.
How do I address the chaffing and skin loss?
2007-05-31 05:14:26 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
slap a couple slices of bologna over the raw spots
2007-05-31 05:16:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 2⤋
hmmmmm.... I had read in the news recently that a beached whale was still ashore & that people where cutting off pieces.... so..... Why don't you try slicing off some whale skin and blubber...no matter what size your buttocks are...there's plenty to go around.
Use the blubber as a cooling salve and the whale skin to protect from the air. Maybe you can cinch up the whole thing with some bungee cords or something.
Best of luck with that.
2007-05-31 05:23:05 · answer #2 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a couple of sausages and strip the casings off, split the casings and lay them on the spots where the skin is lost. That should patch it up for you! :)
Works well with links, patties can be laid on directly. For an extra thrill, use the hot and not mild ones.
Enjoy your day!
2007-05-31 05:22:16 · answer #3 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, can't help u with the chaffing, but from now on, if u don't want to change ur underwear, at least take them off and turn them inside out every couple of days, this should eliminate the chaffing u'v experienced....lmao, ur gross!
2007-05-31 05:19:06 · answer #4 · answered by j.c. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I finally removed my unders, and I'd worn them for weeks, somehow they were adhered to both of my butt cheeks.
When I peeled them away I screamed out "holy crap!"
Look at my buttocks, they both are so chapped!"
The moral of this story should be, don't wear underwear longer than week three!
2007-05-31 05:25:57 · answer #5 · answered by Kamy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate to laugh, but I can't help it.
Try Vaseline Total Moisture to see if it will soothe the pain and help with the chaffing.
It's good for soothing the feet too.
2007-05-31 05:20:57 · answer #6 · answered by mo2dajizzo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww
2007-05-31 05:16:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Massage the parts with goose grease. Kill the goose, stuff it with your discarded underwear and bury it under an oak tree.
My grandma swore by that method .....
2007-05-31 09:50:58 · answer #8 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A belt sander and some Philadelphia cream cheese will clear it right up , no problem ,,
2007-05-31 18:41:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's simple man...
Go out and buy a gallon or two of New Skin.
Just apply in the affected areas and viola.... you're buttocks are back good as new.
look what it did for me..... (__y__)
I got me a new double wide.
2007-05-31 05:20:03 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rubbing alcohol. Lots of it. Very refreshing, too. You'll love the way it feels. Really.
2007-05-31 05:18:20 · answer #11 · answered by Leonard Moo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋