Can you write an interesting paragraph or 2 or more that included these crazy phrases?

Question

1. A little smile. A little laugh. A little duckie in the bath.
2. I'll get on you like stink on a skunk!
3. PLEASE tell me that is YOUR hand on my shoulder.
4. You're a wee bit kinky.....but hey! I like kinky!
5. Elementary, my dear Watson.
6.Looks like the work of a deranged clown.

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Answer 1

Opening scene: Mull of Kintyre, coast of Scotland, 1973
Far shot of water, sound of birds, splashing off-screen.
Zoom to: Yahzmin, sitting semi-submerged on the shore, obviously nude but enough underwater that nothing "critical" is exposed. She points a dripping finger at:
Duncan, also nude, sitting in front of her, toes poking up on either side of her, head thrown back, laughing.
Yahzmin: "Oh, look! 1. A little smile. A little laugh. A little duckie in the bath."
Duncan, faking an irate glare: "Madam, that is no LITTLE duckie under there, as you well know by NOW!" Unable to control himself, he bursts out in laughter again.
Yahzmin: "Well, true. Then again, 4. You're a wee bit kinky,.....but hey! I like kinky! Oh, but I'm sure that all this fun has totally RUINED my makeup, by now -- tell me, darling, how does it look?"
Duncan: "6.Looks like the work of a deranged clown. "
Yahzmin: "Beast! Bastard! And here I'd always thought that you were a sweet gentleman. Look, out, buddy, 2. I'll get on you like stink on a skunk!" She jumps up in a splash of water that hides JUST ENOUGH of her, as she dives at Duncan, dragging him underwater again. As they both surface, giggling like children, she exclaims: "3. PLEASE tell me that is YOUR hand on my shoulder, darling."
Duncan, with sultry chuckle: "Hand? Nope, those are both busy -- elsewhere, can't you tell?"
Fade to black; cut to Duncan and Yahzmin sitting, fully clothed, back on the rocks at the shore.
Duncan: "Now that THAT is out of the way, for the time being, why don't you continue with one of these stories of yours about the other times we've met -- and missed -- each other. I'm dying (sorry, bad choice of words!) to know HOW you managed to keep track of me over the centuries, especially as you kept dying and reawakening in other bodies!"
Yahzmin: "5. Elementary, my dear Watson -- and yes, I DID spend some time with Sherlock as well, as I know you did! Didn't you recognize me as Mrs. Adler? Well, . . ."

Answer 2

She was the grand old age of two and in the tub. She had a little smile. A little laugh. A little duckie in the bath. She was drawing with crayons in the tub and my husband came home from work. When he came in to the bathroom and saw the art work he asked what was that on the walls. I asked what it looked like and he replied "It looks like the work of a deranged clown." I said that he was correct.

I got her from the bath and dried her off. As I was dressing her in her jammies and diaper, he came up behind me. I said "Please tell me that is YOUR hand on my shoulder." It wasn't, I told him "You're a wee bit kinky...... but hey! I like kinky"

I turned and told him to put that thing away or I'll get on you like stink on a skunk!

I asked what he was thinking and he said it was Elementary, my dear Watson.......

Answer 3

When he entered the room, I could tell from the wolf-like smile on his face that somehing was going on, so when I saw what he was holding in his hand, I said: "You're a wee bit kinky...but hey! I like kinky!". His smile broadened and he told me that my mind-set was a little too juvenile, his actual words were calling it elementary level. Oh, yes, he actually said; "Elementary, my dear Watson", yet he wouldn't stop smiling. He took one look through the bathroom door that I had left ajar and saw that I was drawing myself a bath, and without missing a beat, he said;" A little smile. A little laugh.A little duckie in the bath." Then I couldn't help smiling myself because there was certainly nothing little about his "duckie".
As he approached even more, his smiled inexplicably broadened even more and he said; "I'll get on you like stink on a skunk". I turned around and took a few steps towards the bathroom thanking heavens that I had had the foresight to draw the bath in the first place, when I suddenly felt a strange hand gently caressing my back and lingering on my shoulder. So, without turning around I said; "PLEASE tell me that is YOUR hand on my shoulder"!!! When he didn't respond I suddenly turned around and saw this woman that could only be picked up from the red light district- she practically had the "looks like the work of a deranged clown".
Then it hit me, the uncharacteristic, seemingly endlessly broadening smile on his face was because of this. He had planned a "manage-a-trois"!!!

Hope this puts a smile on your face.

Answer 4

I love the little smile on your face.I love how you make me laugh when I am sad .when I take my bath I pretend your a little duckie in my tub and it makes me feel a little bit kinky but hey thats is ok as long as I am kinky with you.it is elementary my dear watson when they call love puppy love but honey I want this puppy love to last forever.I feel a hand on my shoulder when your gone away please tell me it is your hand for if it is not I will get on you like stink on skunk. baby when we are apart I feel like a deranged clown trying to put a smile on my face.so baby sence you are a little bit kinky come to me lets get kinky together. hope you enjoy some part of this