The missus asked me this morning, as she was leaving for her 12 hour shift, "could I throw the hoover around the living room before she got home". So ever the one to please, I did. But Oh no, now I'm in the dog house for breaking her new Dyson and the stupid ornament (which apparently I never liked anyway) she got off her mum. Am I missing something here, it seems you can't do wrong for doing right?
2007-05-31 02:20:17 · 26 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Have you not got bored with the "communisim/peasent" sh it yet?
2007-05-31 02:23:43 · update #1
Whys Sarah not got at least 50 thumbs up
2007-05-31 04:55:04 · update #2
She had a bloody cheek asking you that didn't she, whats wrong with her doing it when she gets home from her 12 hour shift lazy b*itch, i suggest you make her sleep in the garden tonight just to curb her insolence.
2007-05-31 07:05:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2016-05-17 12:06:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good job she didn't ask you to give the paintwork a fresh lick or put the washing on or even tell you to relax and put the telly on you'd be wrecked by the time she gets home. Anyhow's relax go put the kettle on and see how hot under the collar you can get while you wait for your wife to come in the door!!!!!!!! The least she can do is make you a cup of tea after the day you'v had.
2007-05-31 02:42:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how did you break the the dyson? your in for it most likely. well 12 hour shift allows you the time to get it fixed. I think laughing is not what she will be doing.
2007-05-31 02:24:42 · answer #4 · answered by sideways 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes of course she is having a laugh - you did what you was told and accidents happen. Fix the ornament and dont do any more cleaning hun
2007-05-31 02:22:58 · answer #5 · answered by Sunset 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know the feeling, been there before read the book bought the T-shirt
2007-05-31 02:24:27 · answer #6 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well she has managed to do the hoovering for years before without breaking anything... men!
2007-05-31 02:23:17 · answer #7 · answered by JustJem 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, yeah, it's pretty hard to break a Dyson, and the spares are expensive. All you have to do is push... pull... push... pull... how'd you manage to get that wrong?
2007-05-31 02:23:50 · answer #8 · answered by tigerfly 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh yes... the dogging gay - i mean guy.
SOunds like your missus has got every reason to think you're a git.
I think you should buy her some shoes.
2007-05-31 02:27:46 · answer #9 · answered by Gemma T 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Welcome to the wonderful world of women! It's the same with my woman, she's always nagging me to cut the grass and, when I do it, she just comes out and tells me how I've done it wrong! My reaction is always the same: "If you know how it's done right, do it yourself!"
2007-05-31 02:25:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋