and i mean funny like crying with laughter.
2007-05-31 00:03:33 · 17 answers · asked by ~thisgir!~ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Two girls were walking along the street one evening, obviously on a night out on the town - all dolled up, long blonde hair, latest gear etc, etc. They were both eating curry chips. One of the girls tripped on the pavement and seemed to sail through the air before landing flat on her face (thankfully she didn't hurt herself), and on her dinner. It all seemed to happen in slow motion - honestly.
I never saw anyone get up again so quickly in all my life and she was covered in curry from head to toe. She must have kinda slid through her dinner. The little tray that the chips were in was stuck to her chest.
I did offer to help but she declined my assistance, and whenever I got around the corner, I laughed until my cheeks were sore.
2007-05-31 00:30:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a TV show where people came on to confess things:
One of them was about a guy in the audience. The commentator went up to him and said " I hear you have an embarrassing problem when you drink too much". The guy went scarlet!! Then his friend confessed that every time this guy got drunk he fell asleep, and he would then pour water into his lap. For 2 years the guy had believed that he was wetting himself every time he got drunk and ALL his friends were in on the joke.
Another was Top Gear. The program where the three presenters had to go to America, buy a car each for less than $1000 per car, drive across America, and then sell it. It was hilarious!!
and of course.....The time Gordon Ramsey presented "Have I got news for you". It was the only time I've ever seen him completely lost for words. The others ran rings around him, and he just didn't know how to cope with the onslaught of jokes!
2007-05-31 00:19:36 · answer #2 · answered by Copper 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Non animal tested cosmetics ( people that believe that amuse me).
"Vegetarians arent quite as perfect as Vegans"-some vegan on this site.
But my all time favourite is when: I was walking my dog/puppy along the canal and he saw a duck swimming through an algea covered section of the canal, he ran for it and actually looked like he manage to take 2 bounds across the algea before dissapearing for about 3 seconds.
2007-05-31 00:08:53 · answer #3 · answered by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There is a film by Laurel & Hardy called "Towed in a Hole", where they are in a scrapyard doing up an old boat to use as a fishing vessel.
I cry with laughter every time I watch it. It is hilarious.
2007-05-31 00:07:43 · answer #4 · answered by Robin 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
few of us lads going out on a stag night,so we got the groom paralatic,took him home and we all stayed the night at his home,he passes out half way through the night, so all us lads stay ther and decide to do something stupid to him,so we came up with the idea of putting a snickers bar down his pants and hoping that by the time he woke up it would have melted in his pants,,and guess what it worked,he woke up in the morning and tried sneaking past us to go to the laundrette,but we followed him there,so we all walked into the laundrette while he was there putting them in the washing machine,so we asking him what he was doing with his jeans and the look on his face,he mutterd ((i think i my might have had a bit of an accident he said<
2007-05-31 00:13:49
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President Bush trying to string a sentence together. It's cringing to watch but at the same time halarious!
2007-05-31 00:08:00 · answer #6 · answered by Jimmy Q 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
once me and my friends were crossing a big road and it was my very first time and i was so afraid that when the sign said okay to walk across (and to stop in the middle on the grass thing) i ran in the middle of the street then ran back to the other side then ran back and stopped a big line of traffic i was so scared i almost crapped myself
2007-05-31 00:08:59 · answer #7 · answered by mary 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Vic Reeves on Brainiac saying University of SUnderland in a Sunderland accent.
Gets me EVERY time :D
2007-05-31 00:07:24 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah H 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my boyfriend is not very good on the computer. i went through the internet history one morning, and found he had been serching for naughty pictures, i found that he had searched for '*****' i laughed to my self and clicked the button. Cats, lame photos of cats! I know him well enough to know he persisted. he then, trying to make it dirty to turn up something really good, searched for 'wet *****' I laughed out loud and clicked.... WET CATS. (MM) men *shakes head*
2007-05-31 00:24:11 · answer #9 · answered by jess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A recording of Donald Duck getting a ****job
2007-05-31 00:06:44 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋