any good poems?

Question

any funny poems? someone wrote one about paris hilton that was really good

Answer 1

"The Idiot's Guide to Faking Your Own Death and Moving to Mexico" by Jason Bredle
http://www.versedaily.org/2006/fakingdeath.shtml

and

"Sorting the Entanglements" by Bob Hicok
http://www.versedaily.org/sortingtheentanglements.shtml

and

"Love Poem" by Paul Hostovsky
http://www.versedaily.org/2007/lovepoem.shtml

Answer 2

Catch 22 by Terri Clark

A farmer on a tractor
Plowing in the field
Doing all he can to increase the yield
But the more he raises
The more the price goes down

Over at the factory
Working on the line
You do a good job and never fall behind
So your quota goes up every time you turn around
It ain’t nothing new, it’s called a catch 22

Heads they win, tails you lose
It’s all the same either way you choose
It’s all the same either way you choose
You’re damned if you don’t and even if you do
It’s a catch 22

Tell a man you love him
He starts backing up
Tell him you don’t and he’s a lovesick pup
You try to get together
And watch it fall apart
Hey, I’ve been there too, what a catch 22

Heads they win, tails you lose
It’s all the same either way you choose
It’s all the same either way you choose
You’re damned if you don’t and even if you do
It’s still a catch 22

Oh, it’s a catch 22
No matter what you do, it’s a catch 22

Answer 3

the class pest
The boy who sits behind me
Is really, really mean.
He tells me I have cooties and
I smell like a sardine.
He tries to steal my pencils
And my favorite crayons, too.
I wish his folks would move away
And lock him in the zoo.
He cheats on every spelling test
And blames it all on me.
He always pulls my ponytail.
I wish he’d let me be.
He talks too loud, his laugh is weird.
I wish that he were mute.
But the worstest thing about him is…
I think he’s kinda cute.

by Kathy Kenny-Marshall