A: One, two, one, two, three, four!
lol sorry, thought I'd share... =)
2007-05-30 17:18:02 · 6 answers · asked by BrSoccerChic89 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music ➔ Other - Music
how does one trumpet player greet another?
Hi I'm better than you
Q. How does a soprano change a light bulb?
A She holds it up and the world revolves around her
What is the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
Bassoon burns longer
Why did god give tuba players 5% more brain matter than horses?
A. So they would not poop during a parade
Q How can you tell the stage is level?
A There is drool coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth
Q what is the difference between a conductor and a sack of fertilizer?
A The sack
What did the trombone player say when he got his first gig?
A You want fries with that?
gotta love them
2007-05-30 21:10:16 · answer #1 · answered by Brian H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's a good one
my fave:
Q: How many clarinet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: one, but it'll take them 20 boxes to find the *best* one.
2007-05-30 17:23:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Musicians don't screw in light bulbs - they live in the dark.
2007-05-30 17:25:36 · answer #3 · answered by Doctor J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. That made me laugh.
2007-05-30 17:20:11 · answer #4 · answered by k-ma; <3 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't get it.
2007-05-30 17:24:45 · answer #5 · answered by Michelle C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..... that was cute
2007-05-30 17:21:08 · answer #6 · answered by mara 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋