Please take this bodily function survey. Whoever has the most complete survey fille dout gets best answer!?

Question

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Bodily function survey

1) How many times day do you pass gas?

2) Do you believe people who claim they don't pass?

3) When was th elat time you passes gas?

4) How often do you poop?

5) Have you ever been constipated?

6) Have you ever had diaherea?

7) How many times a day do you use the toilet?

8) How many times a day do you pee?

Thanks!

Answer 1

1) How many times day do you pass gas?
-NOT ALOT LiKE 3

2) Do you believe people who claim they don't pass?
-NO i DONT.

3) When was th elat time you passes gas?
WHEN i WAS SHOPPiNG

4) How often do you poop?
ONCE A DAy AT LEAST

5) Have you ever been constipated?
yES

6) Have you ever had diaherea?
yES

7) How many times a day do you use the toilet?
ROUND 6-7

8) How many times a day do you pee?
6-7 TiMES A DAy

Answer 2

1) How many times day do you pass gas?
maybe 2 or 3, usually no more, unless I am sick
2) Do you believe people who claim they don't pass?
no, i think they would have a bad stomach ache
3) When was th elat time you passes gas?
this morning
4) How often do you poop?
every day or two
5) Have you ever been constipated?
when I was pregnant
6) Have you ever had diaherea?
also, when I was pregnant,
7) How many times a day do you use the toilet?
WAY TO MANY!!
8) How many times a day do you pee?
at least 10-12, at a minimum, i drink a lot of water, tea, and juice

Answer 3

Ill play along for a laugh :P

1. 6ish I guess...
2. No, it is human. If you didnt you would blow up lol.
3. 5 min ago hehe.
4. 2 or 3 times a week, I know it isnt very much lol.
5. I dont know I dont go that much to begin with lol.
6. Yes when I eat raw onion or spicy foods.
7. about 4 or 5 times a day.
8. about 4 or 5 times a day lol.
Hope I helped :)

Answer 4

1) 9+

2) Definately Not!!

3) 1 and a half hours ago

4) Every second day

5) No

6) Yes

7) 3-4

8) 3

Answer 5

varies depending on diet...but at least 3 or 4 times a day anyway...
no
about an hour ago
2 or 3 times a day
yep
yep
total...probably 6 or 7...
4 or 5

Answer 6

1. Depends on what I've eaten, some days none, some days too many.
2. No, everyone does.
3. Two days ago.
4. Usually once a day.
5. yes
6. yes
7. four to six times
8. three to five times.

Question: What is this for?

Answer 7

1. at least 10 times but whose counting.
2. nope everyone does it
3. about 10 minutes ago
4. once a day
5. nope
6. hasn't everybody
7. 7-8 depends on how much I drink
8. same as going to the toilet..

Answer 8

(1)10 (2)no (3)1 minute ago (4)2x a day (5)yes (6)yes (7)24 ( 8)15

Answer 9

1. 6
2.no they would die
3. an hour ago after i had roast beef and mashed potatoes
4.once a day
5. nope
6. yeah, whenever i eat at olive garden
7. about 4 or 5
8. about 4 or 5

Answer 10

1. depending on what i eat, between 20 and 35
2. hell no
3. about 5 minutes ago
4. usually once a day, sometimes more
5. yes. it sucks
6. see above
7. considering that's what i use for uh...'waste collection', every time.....
8. usually 5 times or more