Stupid quotes, sayings, phrases, words, sentences ect?

Question

list them here


I just need to be amused

Answer 1

"You're barking up the wrong tree."
"It'll be a cold day in hell ...... "
"Put it where the sun don't shine!"
"Your mother wears army boots."
"Kiss maah grits!"
"once in a blue moon"
" ... three sheets to the wind"
"Gimme some skin."
"Jiminy crickets!"
"The writing's on the wall."
"Duhhh!"
"Pshaw!"
"Shake a leg!"
"Blow it outta your ear!"
"Nice move, exlax."
"Sh.t happens."
"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."
"..... wait 'til the cows come home!"
" ..... 'til pigs fly!"
"It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings!"

Answer 2

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
Can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
I'll be jiggered.
Smooth move ex-lax.
Half past a monkey's a** and a quarter to his b****. (referring to the time) or
Half past a freckel and a quarter to a hair.

Answer 3

don't dat just knock u're hat in da creek

Answer 4

"ur boobified"
i got it from a friend