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After we adopted our first daughter we were taking her to her baby shower, all decked out in a beautiful purple dress, bloomers, hat the works! We were running late and about a mile from the location when we smelled it. She had a queen sized blowout the stunk to high heaven! I pulled over and almost hit a trash can at the 7-11. I'm laughing my butt off when my wife gets in the back seat to change the baby. She gets the darling out of the car seat, strips off the clothes & opens the package. Needless to say you know what was everywhere! My wife is trying to use a baby wipe that is 8 sizes too small for the job when the princess decides now would be a great time to learn to ride a bike! She's pedaling, my wife is screaming, I grab a diaper for myself cus I'm about to pee my pants! The 7-11 manager was ready to call the cops so we left. We made it to the shower, the baby wearing a beautiful set of PJs.

2007-05-30 13:02:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, I can't think of a certain time in particular but I know what my triggers are. I normally laugh my hardest when I am tired and especially if it's inapporpriate. It has to be physcological. If I stayed up to late on a Saturday and go to church then next morning and sit by my friends or even my mom (she has an odd sence of humor)then little things will cause me to get "church giggles" Once they start they can't be stopped. It will be to the point where it will hurt my stomache to try and keep it in.

2007-05-30 19:50:09 · answer #2 · answered by Jessica 4 · 0 0

My husband was reading the Bible aloud in an adult Sunday class at church. Instead of saying Simon Peter, he said "Simon's Peter".
I laughed so hard I cried.

2007-05-30 19:59:37 · answer #3 · answered by nowyouknow 7 · 0 0

Chris Rock in concert.

2007-05-30 19:46:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

when my two friends and i were running bare footed along the grass in the dark and suddenly i saw a dog sh!t and i jumped over it, i quickly turned to warn the friend behind me, but oh too late.... ran straight through it, she then quickly turned to my last friend trying to warn her and ohhhh... too late for her too... i couldnt stand up straight... i was the lucky one!

2007-05-30 19:49:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Signing in to Answers.

2007-05-30 22:04:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Pastor farting at eulogy....it was an emotional day what can I say

Why the thumbs down/ Even the widow was cracking up!

2007-05-30 19:48:00 · answer #7 · answered by † H20andspirit 5 · 2 2

lookin at a fat girl through a microscope(she wasnt hurt though)

2007-05-30 19:50:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

me and my friends being dumbFucks!!

2007-05-30 19:47:21 · answer #9 · answered by ஐKatஐ 3 · 0 1

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