2007-05-30 12:24:15 · 24 answers · asked by bornagainandy 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Weather
could be either "sods law" or "i am a bird waiting to sh1t on a clean window!"
Both mean the same anyway...........lets shoot the fecking birds!
2007-05-30 12:27:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because I'm Queen of all the birds and I HATE clean windows (because I live on a main road and my windows NEVER stay clean for 5 mins) so I send my little "friends" to help in my never ending quest to rid the world of clean windows.
Sorry, it's all my fault!
2007-05-30 20:46:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you take a crap in a public bathroom without first cleaning the seat? Of course not! Why should the bird be any different?
2007-05-30 12:52:10 · answer #3 · answered by Gaines T 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Three theories...
1) Birds go around on a points system.i.e. points for hitting someone on the head, shoulder, cars, clean hanging washing, and of course windows ...newly cleaned and gleaming being the higher points
2) they are attracted to the gleam of the windows and it excites them so much they poop
3) the gleam of the windows show a reflection and they litterally sh*t themselves
2007-05-30 12:31:59 · answer #4 · answered by Sunrise 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I would always prefer to crap on something clean. Either as a human with hygiene concerns, or as a bird, soiling something perfect so as to emphasize the fact i CAN crap on your shiney thing. Dominant race perhaps but try **** on my house from a great height, suckers!!
2007-05-30 12:39:08 · answer #5 · answered by UreFriendlyServant 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you have bad luck and you just think that birds only crap on your windows after you clean becuase now your actually looking for bird crap.
2007-05-30 12:27:43 · answer #6 · answered by badreligion233 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its the same with my car!! i think there must be something in the water that creates a magnetic pull between clean things and bird cr@p!
2007-05-31 00:37:12 · answer #7 · answered by samantha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For the same reason that when you clean your windscreen and drive a mile, a mosquito will squash right in front of your eyes (not on the passenger side).
2007-06-01 08:19:09 · answer #8 · answered by just "JR" 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's called "LIFE". Same thing happens when people clean their cars! Like why do you put out washing to dry then it starts to rain!!! Or we get a wet Bank Holiday weekend!!!
2007-05-30 23:27:29 · answer #9 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is true, so why bother, hey? I get a window cleaner in and because it is not me who cleaned them, it is not so upsetting!
2007-05-30 12:27:57 · answer #10 · answered by Ylang-Ylang 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋