2007-05-30 11:52:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
More like a telemarketer, I guess. But Death has even worse manners. Of all occupations, Death can best be compared to a hit man, but the comparison is redundant.
I know because I have been a telemarketer, and the supes and managers make you act civil to people, and they have a choice. But I have also seen death at work, and it never acts civil to anybody and never gives anybody a choice.
Like the guys trying to sell baseball caps or television programming over the phone, Death calls at the most inconvenient times just as we telemarketers often did, and what Death offers is also something the customer never ordered and would just as soon pass up.
In fact, Death's customers, if they had their way about it, would never have accepted the call in the first place, but-- unlike the customers of Dish Network or Directv-- they can't hang up on him.
Jesus, as recorded in the New Testament, is the only one ever said to have hung up on Death and returned his unwanted merchandise.
2007-05-30 17:27:08 · answer #1 · answered by John (Thurb) McVey 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can't hang up on Death.
You can't escape car dealers, but I just can't see Death wearing a fake grin and cheesy tie.
By process of elimination, Death must be...an ant-eater.
He sucks people up at random.
2007-05-30 12:12:00 · answer #2 · answered by Ms Informed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Death does not descriminate, does not take no for an answer, is as sure as the day is long, is sometimes welcomed, is more so than not dreaded, and is cold as ice. Sounds like the IRS or Rambo to me.
2007-05-30 13:46:46 · answer #3 · answered by Sage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Death has the manners of a sweet and desired lover who kisses you with such a sensuous and insistent kiss that it takes you breath away. You smile subtly and gently pass on.
2007-06-01 11:04:24 · answer #4 · answered by Goldberry 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's a bureaucrat. Try to wriggle out of it, but the g-man is relentless. His rules are rules, no exceptions, no compassion.
Can't cheat him cause he'll get you in the end. He's got your number.
Peace
2007-05-30 13:41:07 · answer #5 · answered by zingis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She has the manners of a British Butler hiding a deep, dark secret She wishes to whisper in your ear...
But don't let Her...
You already know her boob's aren't real...
2007-05-31 11:02:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Death is definitely a female and smooth as silk.
2007-05-30 11:59:50 · answer #7 · answered by iroteb 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Death is like a good lover. Gentle, quick to pleasure, and embracing. Death removes us from the bonds of fear, pain, worry, and delivers us from this world.
This is why druggies seek it, the aged welcome it and the young challenge and seduce it.
2007-05-30 12:09:24 · answer #8 · answered by fuzzbutt 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
enchantress from James Bond movie
2007-05-30 19:07:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
irs collection agent, maximum security prison guard, ruthless dictator
2007-05-30 12:30:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋