2007-05-30 11:30:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
" God vs. the Scientists " (giggle)
One day a group of eminent scientists got together and decided that mankind had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.
The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need You. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't You just retire?"
God listened very patiently to the man and then said, "Very well, but first, how about this: Let's have a Man-making contest."
To which the scientist replied, "Okay, great!" But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, "No, no, no You go get your own dirt!"
---- ---- So ==> I guess God's got the patent on "Dirt" :o)
2007-05-30 11:49:49 · answer #1 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God owns patents to EVERYTHING!!! If it were not for God there would be nothing. When he created the world, everything was already planned. He knew what you are going to do on 12-10-2020, before your parents were even conceived. He created heaven, earth, sun, moon, stars, animals, people, and everything in between. Therefore he put your thoughts into your mind when it was still in his hand. Meaning that every invention ever made was thought of by GOD before it was thought of by humans. Take time for example, that is a human concept created to keep up with the day, but for that concept God had to break it down into bits for Moses to understand and then be able to write it down (Genesis) for us humans. So if you really want to get down and dirty about it YES, God has patents to EVERYTHING!!! EVEN YOU!!!
2007-05-30 12:47:38 · answer #2 · answered by Jennifer M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he owns all -- what would be the purpose of patenting anything.
2007-05-30 17:52:15 · answer #3 · answered by Fuzzy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Patents are man made. No He doesn't. They're not natural.
2007-05-30 13:19:14 · answer #4 · answered by The Lamb of Vista 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why? Planning to SUE GOD?
[thumbs up to Giggly for the Dirt story]
2007-05-30 13:03:37 · answer #5 · answered by Bob T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if he does, i would love to schedule an appointment with him to discuss a few of the minor changes i had in mind for a better version of life...
2007-05-30 11:34:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes...
Morality...
Love...
And Tonka...(the toy truck division)
2007-05-31 11:14:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-05-30 11:32:26 · answer #8 · answered by Ron H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is there any God?
2007-05-30 11:33:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋