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I just sneezed while wearing Crest White Strips and the upper one flew out of my mouth! It went splat onto the computer monitor.

2007-05-30 10:44:24 · 34 answers · asked by wwhrd 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

34 answers

Slightly rear-ended a car while farting at the same time!!!! Sooo Embarassing... all over a sneeze!!! :o)

2007-05-30 10:50:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Lol! That's pretty funny. My friend Sam, once he sneezed and 3 feet of snot flew out and dangled from his nose. We rode bikes back to his house with 3 feet of snot hanging from his nose. He was giggling the whole time.

The only sneeze story I have is related to yours, I sneezed and spit all over the computer monitor and there was a splattered array of those neon rainbows everywhere lol.

2007-05-30 10:50:50 · answer #2 · answered by Ethen 6 · 1 0

I had a really bad cold one time. Running a fever and all that garbage. I sneezed so hard that I fell out of the chair I was sitting in, knocked over the coffee table and scared the H*ll out of the dog.

2007-05-30 10:56:16 · answer #3 · answered by golden rider 6 · 1 0

When I sneeze, its not just one sneeze, there has to be at least 5 in a row. One time I was in Spanish, I sneezed, fell of my chair, and as i was getting back up I sneezed again and hit my head on the desk...but it didn't hurt and my entire class was almost in tears...

2007-05-30 10:56:12 · answer #4 · answered by Korey F 2 · 1 0

Well, my sneeze was so horrid the other day because of the cold i was suffering from, the snort came out when i sneezed during the class (YUCK!). Green sticky snort that too. I quickly covered my face and asked the teacher to go to the washroom. Boy that was embarrising. lol

2007-05-30 10:48:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That's funny. I farted once in 4th grade b/c I sneezed, but tried to hold it back. It was embarrassing. Everyone laughed, then the teacher said, "what's so funny".

2007-05-30 10:49:23 · answer #6 · answered by T_BIRD 4 · 0 0

Ha! Ha! Once, I sneezed and farted loud at the same time. I blamed the guy next to me and everybody looked at him and said, "Gross!'

2007-05-30 10:48:02 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. J 6 · 2 0

Ms Pryor my chemistry teacher last year sneezed 6 times on the last day on term 2 and it was so funny i fell out of my chair and couldn't stop laughing. lol.

2007-05-30 10:49:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

I sneezed and it forced out a fart in school and everybody looked at me. :-O

2007-05-30 10:47:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Once I sneezed while drinking grape juice, and it came out of my nose. You can imagine.. lol.

2007-05-30 11:02:10 · answer #10 · answered by flurrie 1 · 1 0

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