A European walks in a Chinese restaurant and says
"A large Coke." The Chinese dude gives him one. He takes a swallow and spits it back out.
The European asks, "What was that?" The Chinese dude goes "Me Chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your Coke".
A cowboy walks in and says "A large Coke." He gets it and also spits it out. He asks "What was in it?"
The Chinese dude says "Me Chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your Coke".
The cowboy says, "Me cowboy me shoot fast me put bullet in your ***."
2007-05-30 08:33:46 · 15 answers · asked by Gõlden angel 4 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
well i'd say hey i'm lebanse i'll take u to nahr l bared
lek lebnen a7la balad bel 3alam w 2inte a7la banet lebnen
2007-05-31 03:00:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he would do this to me?
First I would save the glas of coke, then call the police. They would take him in for questioning and arrest him. After going to court they might arrest him for a certain time and then he will get deoported and will not allowed to get back to the UAE again.
If he is smart he better thinks twice before doing stupid things like this here. He might get away with it in Europe or the US, but not in the UAE.
Btw: Thanks for the laugh.
Take care!
2007-05-30 15:50:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ahahahaha, good old fashioned American humor. You can't beat it with a stick. Uh, oh, I think I see the troll following me to report me for laughing again.
2007-05-31 09:20:39 · answer #3 · answered by Hot Coco Puff 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yakhk! Sakkarit eblité...
2007-05-31 05:23:18 · answer #4 · answered by Bélier 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't think I'll taste that, I smell almost everything i drink or eat..... I'll make him drink it.. it is his pee after all...
2007-05-30 18:13:34 · answer #5 · answered by ♫ Chloe ♫ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would probably kill him thank you for making me happy ( shokran elek 7oby kteeer mahdooome)
2007-05-31 11:44:37 · answer #6 · answered by Donets'k 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would plant 'coke' in his appartment, and then report him. mouhahahahahaha!
2007-05-30 18:53:56 · answer #7 · answered by something crazy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i'd kill a cockroach infront of him and throw it away .. he won't get to eat it and he'll go mad and shoot himself ...
2007-05-30 16:46:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
Needed that laugh
thanks
2007-05-30 15:38:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
is it a joke? pretty funny
2007-05-30 23:07:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋