2007-05-30 08:22:50 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ask him how Rico is doing.
2007-05-30 08:25:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Job 1:12
And the Lord said to Satan, "Behold, all that he has is in your power; only do not lay a hand on his person." So Satan went out from the presence of the Lord.
Obvously, God is far stronger than Satan, if all he has to do is say "leave" and Satan goes. The Lord will always prevail!
2007-05-30 08:37:25 · answer #2 · answered by ChaoticKimmy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You know that pool if fiery lava that he keeps at his crib? The pool guy sez to stop throwing souls into it - it's making a holy mess, and they're clogging the filter, too. He's gonna have to charge extra for cleaning it all up.
2007-05-30 08:28:09 · answer #3 · answered by Ralfcoder 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask him that I wanna be super rich from now. I wanna a big house with swimming pool, tennis camp and recording studio and a lot of money in my bank account.
2007-05-30 13:08:26 · answer #4 · answered by kollwitz71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, tell him I want back that 20 bucks I let him borrow decades ago so he could get a few pizzas.
He never paid me back, that jerk. I didn't even get a slice of pizza out of the deal, can you believe that?!
2007-05-30 12:57:52 · answer #5 · answered by ♦ Tiff ♦ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me: "Hi Satan, how's it going?"
Satan: "Can't complain"
Me: "I'm just calling to confirm George Bush's reservation in on the 7th level"
Satan: "Oh yeah we have very nice quarters all prepared for him, if only he would check in a little early"
2007-05-30 08:29:09 · answer #6 · answered by Naruto #1 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, tell him my sister-in-law says hi Daddy, because she's the spawn of Satan.
2007-05-30 08:27:04 · answer #7 · answered by Shrew 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do I still have VIP seats or have I faked being saintly pretty well lately? =0)
2007-05-30 08:25:53 · answer #8 · answered by Miss T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him I said hi.
2007-05-30 08:26:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him Lucky says "hi"
2007-05-30 08:25:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him to check his email from God. He has been beaten in Chess. Oh and by the way, God is a woman. That's why the devil is so confused. Women have better people skills.
2007-05-30 08:28:06 · answer #11 · answered by CelesteMoone 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋