......do you go shopping for new pants?
2007-05-30 08:05:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
no I go time travel
2007-05-30 08:18:19 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sadly, I cannot afford new pants. You see....I was fired from my job at the 24 hour grocery store. Some idiot tried to steal 14 sausage links by stuffing them in his pants. Just as I rushed towards him....he made like a home run and slid between my legs.....up & out the door like jackrabbit in heat.
I wanted to get my hands on that grubby little man....I would have made him shake like wh0re in church!!!
DAMN I'M PISSED I LOST MY JOB....the lonleiness and the desolation of my life has hit me like a coal barge....right between the eyes!!
...AND YOU WANT TO KNOW IF I GO SHOPPING FOR PANTS???
2007-05-30 17:56:08 · answer #2 · answered by LARGE MARGE 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No, if I’m lonely and desolate it’s probably ‘cause I’m not feelin’ very confident about myself, and in turn reflects on the way I see me, and would be too depressed to buy new pants to fit my lazy fat a**.
But I would go get my hair done, 'cause when my hair looks good I feel good and there for look good too. And I'd wear old pants.
2007-05-30 15:49:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Awww, Buk, are you feeling low? You can't afford new pants to cheer you up so I'll sing you a little song instead:
"If you're feelin' sad and lonely
There's a service I can render
Tell the one who loves you only
I can be so warm and tender
Call me, don't be afraid, you can call me
Maybe it's late but just call me
Tell me and I'll be around"
Now I bet the pain in your ears has cancelled out the pain in your heart!
2007-05-30 16:35:46 · answer #4 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No I usually drink massive doses of alcohol when that happens. I end up waking up in wierd places like my neighbor's driveway, the county jail, or the hall closet. I think I'll be doing some of that on Friday.
2007-05-31 02:37:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not anymore. I just obtained this new bathtub made from solid gold. It might be worth a million dollars. Long golden hot baths for me now.
Ummm....I got it on Ebay.
2007-05-30 17:53:37 · answer #6 · answered by CROSS-EYED PENGUIN 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nope, It's them wee petite powdered donuts and whole milk that I look to, to improve my self esteem but only in those times of crisis.
2007-05-30 20:26:52 · answer #7 · answered by Di'tagapayo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope, I go shopping for pillows
2007-05-30 15:08:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes...then i eat a sausage sandwich whist baking a strawberry cheesecake,,,
2007-05-30 20:29:03 · answer #9 · answered by Lefty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, I scratch a cat belly.
2007-05-30 15:09:12 · answer #10 · answered by Ands 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋