You know it's time to look for a new job when you are at work?!?

Question

and ________________________.

Answer 1

you spend the whole day on Y!A because you have nothing to do.... wait... maybe it isn't so bad....

Answer 2

A man has a new job as a zookeeper. The head zookeeper tells him that if an animal dies round here then you will have to pay for them.
His first stop is a bird house and he finds 200 finches dead. The zookeeper looks on the chart on the cage which reads $1 a bird. The zookeeper cant afford that so he throws all the dead finches into the lions cage for the lion to eat.
His next stop is the ape house and he finds 10 chimps dead. He looks on the chart on the cage which reads $10 per chimp. He cant afford so much money so he throws them in the lion cage for the lion to eat.
His final stop is the bee hives. He finds 1000 bees dead. He looks on the chart and it reads a dime per bee. Knowing he cant afford such money, he mashes all the bees into a ball and throws them in the lion cage for the lion to eat.
The next day a new lion comes into the cage.
''whats the food like'' He asks
''Its not bad'' Says the lion ''Yesterday we had finch, chimps and mushy bees!

Answer 3

You just managed to steal a hundred out of the till, when u notice the store manager on the phone and minutes later you see a cop car infront~~

Answer 4

you see your boss cleanin out all the money in the vault with plane tickets to Aruba... or simply if some nutso with a gun comes walkin in... thats when it's like later on!

Answer 5

the boss comes up to you introduces himself,and asks if you've gone thru orientation yet,-- and youve worked there 2 yrs already~

Answer 6

turn up naked because of the wild office party the night before

Answer 7

Your boss just told you that your fired.

Answer 8

your boss is rgiht behind your desk

Answer 9

everyone is whispering, your time card is missing.

Answer 10

your co worker dies of boredom