There is a wolf with the sprained ankle in the garden, what should I do?

Question

It came to kidnap the three little pigs, and fell into one of the
burrows, made by the solitary Aardvark (solitary Aardvark came to the garden and ate all the cucumbers, and then when there was nothing to eat, made burrows).
What should I do?

I know that a sprained ankle is a very common injury. Approximately 25,000 people experience it each day, and depending upon the grade of injury, they may tell you to use removable plastic devices such as castboots or air splints, and that the healing process takes about four weeks to six weeks, but I have no idea how to treat big bad
wolfs. And there is no way I am picking up vet bills after this strange wolf!
We are not even acquaintances!

Answer 1

Call Little Red Riding Hood. She's good with wolves.

Answer 2

Quick, call 911 and make sure the wolf is o.k. Make sure his feet are raised; this will cause the blood flow to slow down to his foot.
What, the police are there and want to arrest him?! No, don't let them, not yet! Wait for the ambulance to get there and look at him! It's very important that he's had his rabies shots have been taken so he doesn't harm you or anyone else for that matter!
The ambulance have to amputate? O.K., if that's what they have to do then so be it! You might as well have all four of his legs amputated. No sense in having wolf chops if there's not enough to go around!
While you're at it, go ahead and chop off the tail too as proof of your story! This will make a great conversation piece for the next bon-fire!

Next, it will be a long process but you should press charges on the wolf and sue him for your cucumbers! Can't have wolf chops without cucumbers!

Anyway, good eatin!

Answer 3

I badly sprained my ankle about 3 weeks ago. I was in a hurry going down the stairs, lost my balance and landed on a bad side of my left foot, causing my left ankle to be stretched going on the inside. The first 48 hours were excruciating and the pain was un-believable. I've never had a serious ankle injury before.

So I immediately treated it using the RICE method. The following day, the bruising and swelling were so horrible. I found out that I got a second degree sprain and immediately panicked after that. I had a football game on that week and it been looking forward to it because I've been training for rt. I had teammates that had similar injuries and it took them months to fully recover, some of them stopped playing altogether. So I kinda had a short-term depression because I can't imagine myself not being able to run and play sports anymore.

Because I was so desperate to recover again, I contacted a lot of people that I know who do sports and asked them if they had similar injuries. One friend of mine, from the boy's football team in my university, told me about H.E.M. Ankle Rehab. I got a copy 4 days after I got injured. I immediately read and followed what was instructed and felt improvement on the first day. I was able to walk a bit, but I was in pain.

A couple of days after that, the swelling and bruising were subsid-ing significantly and on the fourth day, I was walking comfortably again. Although I've had felt a bit of stiffness, I continued doing what was instructed. My sister was surprised that I have recovered this fast. I told her about this book and was shocked on how effective the procedures were. I'm just so happy that this book was shared to me and how effective it is.

Heal your ankle fully & fast?

Answer 4

I guessing that what caused the sprain. Are we more worried over the cucumbers of the crippled wolf? Me I would feed the aardvark to the wolf and try to make amends.

Answer 5

I'd go out and see if I can strike a deal. I'll help with the sprain if he'll take care of that gassy aardvark, and then if he thinks he can do anything about those pigs, go for it. It should improve the air quality around my house substantially.

Answer 6

i understand you do no longer desire to pay attention this...yet my buddy is the form of activities addict as of roughly 2 years in the past, and because she only randomly began go usa working and cycling in the woodland close to her domicile, using 3 days a week (horses) music practices 3 days a week, (sundays she is going for extra runs and bike rides) without previous education until now that different than for rare runs exterior her as quickly as a week using instructions and faculty music practices (she is the form of enthusiast...i do no longer see how she does it yet...) she sprains her ankle(s) a minimum of as quickly as a month. SPRAINS on no account HEAL thoroughly. her mom is a nurse and constantly reminds her of that, she wears a tensor/ace bandage, and an ankle brace, on each and every ankle no rely if its sprained or no longer (heavier ones for whilst theyre somewhat sprained) simply by fact she replaced into so reckless (and he or she's appropriate here as I sort this lol, yet she's busy ranting approximately how her horseshow replaced into cancelled simply by fact of rain lol) she ended up stress fracturing an already sprained ankle enjoying volleyball, (and he or she sprained it in the time of baseball). the only element she would have the ability to do now's holiday. No distance working or sprinting, no cycling, only using, simply by fact it truly is the only element that doesn't harm it. she would have the ability to no longer be thoroughly healed until the tip of September, and has to spend her money that oftentimes is going to horse stuff, on physio. it truly is protecting her decrease back from the 800 m provincials. the tip result sucks...it is going to heal much less in case you play...or perhaps although she nevertheless excercised, nevertheless rode, nevertheless went to music meets and horseshows, she regrets it, simply by fact the everlasting soreness and soreness from braces and tensors holds her decrease back. (she additionally has Osgood-Shlatters ailment and has to positioned on 2 kneee braces on each and every knee whilst working and cycling) flow forward and play, only be truly careful approximately no rely if or no longer you have in the previous sprained it. be conscious from buddy: "i might desire to assert that Jamie's being dramatic...which consistent with hazard the wording makes it appear like that, yet definite i'm very harm companies... yet no soreness as long as i'm wearing the braces...yet she's appropriate, sprains on no account heal. I roll over on my ankle, it hurts for hours or days, if I holiday, comparable element. be careful..."

Answer 7

let the big bad wolf find his way out, if he came to harm the pigs

Answer 8

Distract it with a pig while you load a shutgun, then slowly walk up behind it and huff and puff and blow his head off.

Answer 9

well since hes hurt he wont be going anywhere soon, why not make him a big good wolf ^_^

Answer 10

Stay indoors and call the pound.