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a fight between a Polar Bear and a Monkey with a penknife?

& Why?

2007-05-30 06:09:50 · 27 answers · asked by cherryveba 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

27 answers

If they were fighting in the snow the polar bear would win cos the mokey would get cold and wouldn't be able to hold the penknife. If they were fighting in the jungle the monkey would win cos the polar bear would pass out with the heat.

2007-05-30 11:25:19 · answer #1 · answered by Kickinkitty 3 · 0 1

I would put my money on the monkey with the penknife because the polar bear would be too ungainly and the monkey could jump up on its back and sever the bears neck thus causing it to collapse and then the monkey could do a frenzied knife attack on other parts of the bears body.

2007-05-30 13:14:26 · answer #2 · answered by babscabs 5 · 0 0

I'd say the Polar Bear, because he has a crazy reach advantage + power.
Since monkeys are so like us, I know that if I tried to beat a polar bear with a penknife he'd totally work me.

2007-05-30 13:14:23 · answer #3 · answered by shel 2 · 0 0

Polar bear, It has a massive amount of strengh in it's body. Sharp teeth and claws and all that, that monkey had better know how to use that penknife like an expert.

2007-05-30 13:14:22 · answer #4 · answered by Wolf guy lupine 5 · 0 0

Polar Bear

2007-05-30 13:13:25 · answer #5 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0 0

Polar bear. Its blubber could take the blow from just a measly penknife. And it has such a large mouth it could chew the monkeys head off in one go. Monkey'd have no chance.

2007-05-30 13:16:26 · answer #6 · answered by Ollie 5 · 0 0

monkey with a penknife, the polar bear would be WAY to slow.

2007-05-30 13:13:34 · answer #7 · answered by Nicole 3 · 0 0

a polar bear. there far more powerful but it may depend on the bread of monkey and where the fight took place. Polar bears aren't used to hot weather so in the desart a monkey may have an advantage.

2007-05-30 13:39:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Polar Bear, as big and loud as they are, it would scare the monkey so bad, he would drop his penknife.

2007-05-30 13:15:03 · answer #9 · answered by Caleb's Mom 6 · 0 0

The penknife

2007-05-30 13:13:23 · answer #10 · answered by guess_who 3 · 0 0

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