well after i was showing my wife and my these fabulous exfoliating products, my wife was like talking to my BFF fabio and last night we were having sex and I said that "I wish I could like take it up the butt sometime" and I think it was the worst thing I could have said during sex because now she will barely talk to me, my BFF fabio wont talk me me either, that silly goose says I need to get my affairs in order, now i dont know what to do, how do i get my wife to start talking to me again... the way things are going soon i might just have to try that thing I seen in brokeback mountain... because honestly I am starting to get tired of women... I mean I like them as friends, i have lots of friends that are girls, but once your married its like a tottaly different thing
2007-05-30 04:54:08 · 51 answers · asked by john s 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I am not gay!!!!!
2007-05-30 05:10:09 · update #1
You have too much time on your hands. Take up a hobby.
2007-05-30 04:57:40 · answer #1 · answered by Moderates Unite! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes thats right after your married things are totally differnt they start handing out tickets for sex.
Lots of men even if their straight like to be stimulated by the massaging of the prostrate ,Do it yourself whilst masterbating you might find you have no need of a wife at all perhaps just to domthe housework and you can always get a cleaning company to do that .
It would do men a great deal of good to realise that to get sexual satifaction they need not marry or even have a girlfriend just ''EXPLORE'' thiuer own bodies and thats not going to cost you $40,oo dollars tospend on the little wife or put up with the nagging and sexual withdrwal or them getting uglier as the years roll on
2007-05-30 05:03:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
sounds like you are gay. what ever you are it is not straight. so why don't you get a divorce so you can do whatever gay guys do and your wife can continue searching for a real man that doesn't want to take it in the butt and doesn't have a "BFF", especially a BFF named fabio. it hink you should just go to gay town and be gay in all the gayness of gay guys that are gay cuz you are obviously gay as gay Mcgayson
2007-05-30 05:00:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
First you have to ask yourself if you really like men or not. That will answer all your question. If you are let her know and get a divorce and both of you go your own way. If you aren't you are going to have to prove your manhood. Like talking dirty to her like your tryin to get some. Or play a sport and have her watch so she can see you sweat and stuff. Or get a set of weights and get buff. Or even watch broke back mountain or a move close to that and when they do some crazy stuff turn it off and say you not trying to watch that crazy stuff and then start to kiss on her. That should work.
2007-05-30 05:01:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, to me it sounds like you really are gay. If you are that is OK. As long as you are happy with yourself. Whatever makes you happy. Just do not ever cheat on anybody. If you are a homosexual that is OK, too! Just be happy with who you are. And the thing with your friend maybe he is not your real friend. But, I do know 1 thing is that your wife should not talk about you behind your back. Good luck!!!
2007-05-30 05:05:17 · answer #5 · answered by marissa 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Come on!! you are the one that knows the answer better than any of us. Your know your feelings and you exactly know what turns you on! Men or women.
I don't know if you're writing like a gay person on porpouse, and even if you do, i think you're gay too. So the thing i recommend, it's that you get divorced before you get AIDES!! Your wife don't deserve it, no one does.
If i'm wrong marriage isn't for you anyway.
2007-05-30 05:11:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Time for you & wifey to visit the sex toy store. Also it might help to first talk about the feeling that you are after. Male anatomy 101. she also probbally feels inadiquate cause she is a girl not a guy. Ask her to put a condom on her finger & try it that way.
Oh P.S.
You might be in the closet & don't know it.
2007-05-30 05:02:48 · answer #7 · answered by shellysd 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha! You cant be serious!.. Are you?.. Im confused! lol! Just by seeing how you talk I would have assumed you were gay! lol! If you are serious (which I seriously doubt you are!), I would say that your wife should have know that you were gay to start with (if this is how you have always talked and acted!) and shouldnt have married you! If you are serious, you need to get a divorce asap! lmao! Good luck! : )
2007-05-30 05:02:18 · answer #8 · answered by Love-A-Bull 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cheat on your wife with Fabio to make her jealous. That will definitely get her back.
2007-05-30 04:57:28 · answer #9 · answered by Thomas 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Let me say, I'm not homophobic at all. But dawg, you want to take it in the ***! That's Gay!!! Hello!! There is NO way to clean it up, like I said I'm not knock'in but be one way or another. It sound like you are in denial. You're GAY! It's okay, your not the first guy to turn Gay, but you sound crazy asking us about that when you know you like men.
2007-05-30 05:08:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry buddy but your wife is right, you are gay. Read what you just wrote and you will see why I say that. You talk like a gay person and you are. Go find you a guy and you will be good!
2007-05-30 04:58:31 · answer #11 · answered by T 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋