Where all your dreams come true? Or an oversized church where you must pray for all eternity?
Hell might not be all that bad. Booze, sex, drugs, etc.
What do you think?
2007-05-30 04:27:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Heaven is a place on earth - a stunning beach, white sand, blazing sun, cocktail bar. It's also a bribe to get the simple-minded to comply.
2007-05-30 07:48:10 · answer #1 · answered by chillipope 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
According to the Bible, the angels spend eternity in choirs seated about the throne of God singing his praises in a state of joy. Presumably the dead all do the same.
Hell, the demons stick you on a spit, and laugh as the roast you for eternity over an open fire. Ever suffered a burn? -- it hurts like, well, hell.
The demons enjoy the sex, booze, drugs ... you are just the squirming entertainment.
Not much of a choice really! The Muslim paradise sounds much better! I think I'll convert ... or become a Hindu and get reincarnated as a tree.
2007-05-30 07:26:40 · answer #2 · answered by Thalia 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was a little girl and being exposed to the regular versions of heaven I just kept thinking, except for being in the presence of God, how boring! I wanted trees, waterfalls, horses. friends, the ocean and adventures for eternity. When i grew up and became a Pagan I got the Summerland! A definate improvment and a Goddess and God!
2007-06-02 19:21:25 · answer #3 · answered by Durchai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a simple answer for what I see as my view of "heaven".....go watch What Dreams May Come. It's a Robin Williams flick, and it's fantastic. That's the closest I've ever seen to heaven being adequately described by anyone.
2007-05-30 04:37:03 · answer #4 · answered by lupinesidhe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think Heaven is a fantasy world which was created to keep control of the serfs...same as hell. A way to scare people in not questioning authority.
2007-05-30 06:01:11 · answer #5 · answered by Fedup Veteran 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
colt 45 comes to mind...have u heard that song by afro man?
colt 45 n 2 zig zags, baby thats all we need, wer gonna go 2 the park after dark. n smoke that tumble weed. so roll roll roll ma joint, pick out the seeds n stems..feelin high has hell flyn through palmdale, skaitin n dayton rims) ...
maybe heaven is like...just a hippy place..wer every1s high..n happy:)
2007-06-02 02:51:24 · answer #6 · answered by jedipie_hannahpie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lots of Ballroom Dancing
2007-05-30 06:32:24 · answer #7 · answered by James Melton 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heaven will be what you make it.....I don't think that there will be a large church you are made attend all the time.. nor do I believe that liquor and booze will be a staple of all in Heaven.....
I think that each person will have his or her desired heaven.....According to the Bible we will not be in our bodies but in the spirit
2007-05-30 04:42:32 · answer #8 · answered by Cherry Berry 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What goes on in heaven, depends on what level you are on. If you are a nice guy you wont be on the same level as Jack the Ripper. Stay Good.
2007-05-30 07:21:01 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was younger I imagined it looking like a hospital, a big white room with rows and rows of beds for everyone. I don't think it exists now though.
2007-05-30 04:30:55 · answer #10 · answered by murnip 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋