A story! A story! Can you write a story -- based on Queen titles?

Question

1. Fat Bottomed Girls
2. Seven Seas of Rhye
3. Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy
4. Killer Queen
5. Another One Bites The Dust
6. We Are The Champions

Answer 1

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876

"A Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy"

Sunshine MacGillicutty was doing her weekly volunteer work at the school for wayward boys, called, "WHAT Were You THINKING?!." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5I_wvcq5YI&mode=related&search=
Once a week she went to this school, located in Culver City. Sometimes she would teach a carpentry class, sometimes a riding class. Today she had been working with the boys in a creative writing class. She decided to read them a little bit of a story that she was writing. It was entitled,"The 2. Seven Seas of Rhye."
Sunshine:"It is all about a queen.....A very dangerous queen.
It is about someone known to her subjects as.................... "The 4. Killer Queen!" All the boys in the class were entralled. As Sunshine was reading , a mosquito attempted to bite her. She flicked it to the floor and squeeshed it.......
"YES!! 5. Another One Bites The Dust," she exclaimed. she continued with her reading.

After the story was over, she asked the boys to list the things they were interested in. All they could talk about was girls!! One boy said that he was interested in dancehall girls. Another giggled as he stated his preference........Hookers from Hayes City. Then there was that rather unusaul boy, Henry Hiney......He claimed that 1. Fat Bottomed Girls were JUST the ticket!!
Sunshine: Boys! Boys! Surely there are things other than girls that you are interested in?!" The boys all looked at each , shrugged their shoulders and shook their heads. NOPE! Not really.They convinced her that they were going to write about the ONE thing they were good at.
Cassius Claymiester yelled out, " 6. We Are The Champions of THAT particular subject! Our stories will float like a butterfy and STING like a bee!"
Sunshine was sure that Cassius had some deep rooted mental problems!

When class was over, Sunshine collected their papers. The words on the pages dripped with lusty ramblings of teenage boys. Sunshine blushed as she read the opening line to one of the stories..........'The man reached for her ample bosom that heaved and glistened with sweat. The hooker was dressed in red velvet. She had a glass of Rotgut in one hand and a cigar in the other."
Sunshine:"Hmmmmm.....That sounds like Miss Kitty, truth be told!!"

Sunshine was anxious to get home to her farm.....Home to her love........Marshal Matt Dillon. It had been a long day. The boys were fun to be with, but their constant ogling of her was really TOO much. She had to always be on her guard. She was always slapping a hand or pushing someone away. It took LOTS of energy. She just wanted to be with MattBaby.....Now this was ONE man she NEVER pushed away. She welcomed and cherished all of his attentions. As she rode up to the front of her house, out stepped Matt.
Matt:" Good to have you home, SunnyMac! Dinner's almost ready.....I thought maybe we could keep it on a low flame and maybe have a little dessert, first." Sunshine broke into a big smile and jumped into his arms.
Matt carried her into the bedroom and put her gently on the bed.
Matt:"I love you, Sunshine and I repect you for all that are trying to do for those lost souls in Culver City." He kissed her tenderly.
Sunshine:" It's wonderful coming home to you, Matt. You are my 3. Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy."

Answer 2

Back when I was a good old-fashioned lover boy, I used to go after fat-bottomed girls. But one of these turned out to be a killer queen, and when she attacked me and sat on me with all of her 500 pounds, I saw a vision of the Seven Seas of Rhye, with the Ottawa Senators in a ship hoisting the Stanley Cup to the tune, "We Are The Champions". Oh, well. Another one bites the dust.