2007-05-30 01:24:08 · 31 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Pull out the lawn darts and attack back!
2007-05-30 01:27:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucky for me I don't have a lawn sucks to be you when the gnomes eat your brains haha
2007-05-30 08:27:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I raise the deck on my lawnmower just high enough to run the little buggers over. I will brook no insubordination from my lawn ornaments! I get enough of that from my wife and kids.
2007-05-30 08:26:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those things creep me out a bit so I would run in the house and lock the doors.
2007-05-30 08:29:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake the lawn Jockey.
That's what he has that little stick.
2007-05-30 08:26:19 · answer #5 · answered by xxstormcrowxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw them at the brick wall. What can they do then. Nothing.
UNLESS! they have the power to stick themselves back together, in that case, I would just donate them to a retirement home.
2007-05-30 08:26:49 · answer #6 · answered by pecanchew 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get ready to attack back with the lawn mower or the rake lol
2007-05-30 08:28:27 · answer #7 · answered by etnies.girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd put out pieces of bread with peanut butter on to trap them-doesn't everyone?
2007-05-30 08:27:31 · answer #8 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn on the sprinklers to get them wet so that it might make them hide their little concrete selves, or they just might get upset enough to all go to pieces and fall apart. lol
2007-05-30 08:30:52 · answer #9 · answered by Cindy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut down on certain recreations.
2007-05-30 08:27:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋