On T-shirts, cars stickers anywhere!
2007-05-28 23:25:41 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings (car sticker!)
2007-05-28 23:43:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Car sticker - Don't follow me I'm lost too.
T-shirt - The future of rock and roll (on my five year old)
Fridge magnet - Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
2007-05-28 23:34:41 · answer #2 · answered by Tish P 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mother Trucker
2007-05-28 23:30:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bumper stickers:
1. "my other car is a clunker too"
2. "there are 3 kinds of people. those who can count & those who can't"
3. "love thy neighbor, but don't get caught"
4. "I'm not losing hair. I'm getting head"
T-shirt on a chihuahua:
"K-9 in Training"
2007-05-28 23:35:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Distracted dining can get you in trouble. Avoid eating when in front of a television or in a movie theater, as you're bound to take in more calories.
2016-02-25 12:05:18 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When visiting Australia there was a billboard on the highway advertising a real estate company
the slogan was......................... "Now Any1 can find a home".... the funny thing about it was there was a picture of President George Bush (present) sitting on a office chair playing with his laptop....................... LOL
Well we found it funny.
2007-05-28 23:33:27 · answer #6 · answered by bammbamm 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seen on the side of a plumber's van "A Flush is Better than a Full House". That's very true.
2007-05-28 23:34:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Use a dash of cinnamon to supply fruits such as bananas along with melons a richer dessert feel devoid of the sugar.
2016-04-25 21:42:00 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are your dishes too big? A healthy dinner should fit over a 9-inch plate. You may realize that kid-sized plates are more appropriately sized to feed an adult!
2016-02-18 22:36:48 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all day breakfast...from 7.30-10.00
book on gynacology by mick hunt
at a safari park..elephants.please stay in your car
health food shop..closed due to illness
on a maternity room door...push..push..push
in a department store..bargain basement ..upstairs
on a repair shop,we fix anything?please knock hard the bells not working
2007-05-29 00:09:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋