2007-05-28 21:06:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
Getting repetitive with your definition there Graymalkin and I do mean your definition.
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2007-05-28 21:34:00 · update #1
* A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal."
The pirate says, "Arr, it's ok, he's had his shots."
Then the bartender says... "I was talking to the parrot!"
* A pirate ship is in the midst of a voyage. The crew is bored. A pirate amongst them knows magic tricks. He decides to put on a magic show. His parrot is quite gossipy and can't keep it's mouth shut.
The pirate begins his first trick, and that parrot gives it away by saying "rawwk, the coin is in the other hand, rawwk!"
Frustrated, the pirate tries another trick, but again, the parrot gives it away by blurting out "rawwk, look under the table, rawwk!"
This goes on for some time, to a point that the pirate can't manage to perform anything spectacular to entertain the crew. His anger towards his blabbermouth parrot eventually grows so phenomenal that one night he gets very drunk and accidentally crashes the ship into some rocks.
Sobering up the next morning, he finds himself adrift on some wreckage. The parrot, ever the attentive sidekick, happens to land next to him looking quite puzzled. It says to him:
"Rawwk, Okay, I give up, What'd ya do with the boat?"
2007-05-29 07:05:00 · answer #1 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because you have not seen them eye to eye. Look into their eyes carefully. They have a life too. If you look at anyone you want to chase in their eyes you would get a new meaning - the eyes could be loving, begging, smiling or just cunning. When you find the eyes cunning you chase them away. If they look lovely leave them alone - I can bet no parrot will look at you with cunning eyes!
2007-05-28 21:14:58 · answer #2 · answered by aski 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Troll vs Troll?
2007-05-29 01:32:49 · answer #3 · answered by The_Music_Man 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because you are a troll. Further explanation is unnecessary.
2007-05-29 10:58:37 · answer #4 · answered by Rio Madeira 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you were a cat in a previous life and miss all the free time you once had.
2007-05-28 21:13:09 · answer #5 · answered by Shiningami_Gurl 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol. Because you're a troll, and not the real Greymalkin.
2007-05-28 21:12:11 · answer #6 · answered by ĦΣŊ®¥ ЈǾ 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋