2007-05-28 18:26:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Q: So you're running through a field in a canoe when your wheel falls off.....how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house?
A: Purple because ice cream doesn't have any bones! ;)
2007-05-28 18:31:38 · answer #1 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here u go-
A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course you may. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid that they'll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the Officer said, "God bless you, Father, go ahead."
2007-05-29 01:31:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Level 6 Top Contributor.
I think thats funny...does that mean I have no life?
2007-05-29 01:30:39 · answer #3 · answered by RiverGirl 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
there was a little girl she had to go to the doctor office her mom wanted to drop her off 1 hour early. the little girl did not know she was an hour early but instead of being bored with her time she sat on her watch. and scream am on time mommy where are you am on time the doctor will see me
2007-05-29 01:31:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An elderly couple is sitting in church. The woman says to her husband, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?" The man turns to her and says, "Well, you can start by changing the battery in your hearing aid."
2007-05-29 01:50:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a recent picture of my 6 year old son at his soccer award ceremony scratching his butt.
2007-05-29 01:32:44 · answer #6 · answered by LS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would just like to confirm what Taker of Souls said. It's very true.
2007-05-29 16:45:37 · answer #7 · answered by JC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My friend asked one of her guy friends, "Would you kindly be willing to donate some nut juice?" I've been laughing ALL day!
2007-05-29 01:33:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why do doctors smack babies bottoms when they are born?
A: To knock the penis' off the smart ones
2007-05-29 01:32:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Someone who thinks you're the fool when you've been fooling them all along.
2007-05-29 01:30:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋