Save me jebus!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-28 17:50:42 · 20 answers · asked by taker_of_souls 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Because you are the ruler of the underworld. He doesn't like ya
2007-05-28 17:52:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but Jebus is kinda hard of hearing...you really have to shout.
Jebus:
(The Simpsons) Homer’s confusion of the name Jesus, as seen in the season eleven episode “Missionary: Impossible” (2000).
When asked to be a missionary, Homer replies, "I’m no missionary. I don’t even believe in Jebus!" When the plane that is carrying Homer to do missionary work is taking off, he cries, "Save me, Jebus!" When Homer is attempting to use a shortwave radio, the family hear Homer saying "Jebus, where are you? Homer to Jebus!"
While in popular usage for many years, it has emerged on many discussion boards, deliberately used by posters as an implied “cut” or put-down against Christian beliefs.[citation needed]
Jebus has often been the Papua New Guinean patois for Jesus.
Jebus is also the supposed name of the Jesus-like character in the Madness Combat flash series.[citation needed]
In the episode "Fat Man and Little Boy" one of Bart's t-shirts bears the phrase "Jews for Jebus". There is a quick glimpse of it when Bart's stand at The Springfield Novelty Expo is crushed by Krusty's inflatable T-shirt stand.
It was also referenced in an episode of Family Guy entitled Holy Crap, where assistants o The Pope dicuss a misprint in the bible.
2007-05-28 17:58:25 · answer #2 · answered by Sallie W 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Probably because you were praying to Jebus, not Jesus.
2007-05-28 17:53:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
He did! jebus is the maker of hee bee jee beez
and now you have them. If you want something else you gotta learn diction or spelling or not hee bee or jee bee when you praying!
2007-05-28 17:58:04 · answer #4 · answered by damron 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask to be given some good ideas for original questions because usually Christians have a little rant and quote and then get beaten up by Atheists.
2016-05-20 04:12:49 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you didn't follow the proper procedure. First give all your money to charity and become totally destitute. Then enroll in the community counseling center. Then take off all your clothes, go outside and pray in public.
2007-05-28 17:59:43 · answer #6 · answered by VAL 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who's Jebus? ;)
2007-05-28 17:54:28 · answer #7 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am so sorry but Jebus is to busy savin' his own @ss to worry about us.
2007-05-28 18:12:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you are praying to the wrong guy. Turns out the guy you are praying to is Jesus' underachiever brother. Now Jesus the the guy you should be praying to, better luck next time.
2007-05-28 17:54:17 · answer #9 · answered by ~~*Paradise Dreams*~~ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao.
I don't think many people pray to...Jebus. Why don't you ask your question in Religion and Spirituality.
2007-05-28 17:53:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋