2007-05-28 16:48:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
with a mesmerizing performance.
2007-05-28 16:50:45 · answer #1 · answered by ≈ ฬ ≈ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Captivate Your Audience with a
Killer Opening
by Brian Clark
I was catching up on news yesterday and came across an article that began with this:
An Illinois woman mourns her two young daughters, swept to their deaths in Hurricane Katrina’s floodwaters. It’s a tragic and terrifying story. It’s also a lie.
Any article that details accounts of fraud in the aftermath of Katrina would likely contain compelling information. But that opening had me riveted, and it got me reading a detailed and lengthy piece that I might have otherwise skipped out of laziness.
The article went on for 1,136 words before elaboration on that initial illustration. It finally came as the initial bullet point in a list of false claims for relief after Katrina.
In Illinois, Tina Marie Winston claimed she watched as her daughters, 5 and 6, drowned in the raging waters. She also said her New Orleans home had been swamped. Winston has no children and was living hundreds of miles away when Katrina struck.
2007-05-28 16:54:40 · answer #2 · answered by MissKittyInTheCity 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surround the theatre, booby trap everything, and wait until the Russian police throw in Valium cansiters that will kill more patrons then terrorists.
2007-05-28 16:52:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Duct tape
2007-05-28 16:50:16 · answer #4 · answered by MaY 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Audience? Where! Crap, I knew I was being watched.
2007-05-28 16:51:31 · answer #5 · answered by AVATARD 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not that difficult really.My eyes & my smile are my best features.If that does'nt "captivate" them then I pull off my g-string LOL!Gets 'em every time! : p
2007-05-28 16:57:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I first start with funny stories. When that fails, I just take off my shirt.
2007-05-28 16:50:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like to use a taser.
2007-05-28 16:51:14 · answer #8 · answered by Dull 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm partially clothed..
okay, well, I'm not wearing anything..
2007-05-29 16:26:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
trip or tear off your shirt. woo.
2007-05-28 16:51:00 · answer #10 · answered by Billy C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋