2007-05-28 13:48:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Uh...her hairy gumfather waved her magic swand?
2007-05-28 14:44:07 · answer #1 · answered by fatboycool 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Department of Distorted Fairy Tales ( a division of the Department of Improper Usage of the English Language) had her arrested and thrown into prison, while starting a search for the guilty Handsome Prince. All at taxpayers' expense, of course....
2007-05-28 15:09:22 · answer #2 · answered by starcrssdlover 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Pransome Hince sound the flipper
2007-05-28 13:57:40 · answer #3 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Quite simple dear boy, she grew wings and flew away! Unless Chince Parming found her, then he sicked up her plipper. Then they hived lappily aver efter. ( PS... the punch at the boyal rall was spiked!)
2007-06-01 11:17:42 · answer #4 · answered by † Seeker of Truth † 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The clock muck sidnight
2007-05-28 20:30:05 · answer #5 · answered by nyxavenger 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What party were you at all day? Or have you been friends with the fairy godmother instead of the evil stepsisters?
2007-05-28 14:02:17 · answer #6 · answered by moveandlose 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The prandsome hince slicked up her pipper.
2007-05-29 17:40:00 · answer #7 · answered by Jess 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Her poach turned into a cumpkin?
2007-05-28 13:51:05 · answer #8 · answered by CrankyYankee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You went drinking with the fairy godmother didn't you?
Is she good at karaoke?
2007-05-28 14:05:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
She told her man to use a condom.
2007-05-28 13:50:57 · answer #10 · answered by Firefly 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋