Do you have a favorite cute little joke that suddenly comes to mind to share?

Question

I'll start.
"Whats Green------------and Crawls on the Ground?"








---a Girl Scout that has dropped her Cookies.

Answer 1

Brandi, a pretty blonde who has always been taken care of finds herself in crisis. Her husband leaves her and their 3 kids. She tries to find work, but has no skills.

One afternoon, after looking for work, she spots a billboard advertising the recent state lottery and gets an idea.

That night, after the kids are asleep, she kneels by her bed. "Dear Lord," she prays, "please help me win the lottery. I can't find work, I'm almost out of food for my kids, and all the bills are due."

Each day, she searches for work and each night she says the same prayer. Finally, two weeks have passed and she still hasn't gotten a job or won the lottery. She kneels by her bed for her nightly prayer.

"Dear God can you hear me? I've had to get food stamps to feed my kids. The electric company will shut my lights off in a few days and the bank is threatening to take away my home. Please, please, God, help me! I've been good. I take my kids to church. I don't sleep around or take your name in vain. Why won't you just do this one thing for me? LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY!"

Lighting flashes in her room. Thunder cracks the plaster on her walls. A loud rush of wind sweeps through her hair. A booming voice sounds.

"Brandi, this is God. I can hear you my child, and yes you have been very good. But work with me. Buy a ticket."

Answer 2

A little old lady goes to the doctor’s office for a checkup. During the checkup, she mentions to the doctor a gas problem she is having.

She says “Doctor, I notice that every few minutes, I let out a little gas. It doesn't make a sound, and doesn't smell, so it is just more of an annoyance, but is there anything you can do for me? In fact, just during this appointment, I must have passed gas 10 times, and you just never noticed it. It has been going on for about a year, and it would be nice to get it taken care of.”

So the doctor gives her some medicine, and she goes on her way. A week later, she comes back and tells him “Doctor, I still have my gas problem, but now they smell AWFUL. What happened?”

The doctor tells her “Good, we fixed your sense of smell, now we have to work on your hearing”

That one always cracks me up.

Answer 3

A Blonde get a flat tire. And has to pull off the road. She gets out. And goes to the trunk. She pulls out life-sized cardboard figures. Of two men, with trenchcoats. And flashing.The scene, backed up traffic for miles. A Policeman, comes by and asked why did she put those two cardboard figures out for everyone to see?
"Well?" she said,"They're my Emergency Flashers!"

Answer 4

From my 5-year-old nephew: Why do dinosaurs have long necks?


Because they have stinky feet.

Answer 5

Not a joke, but you can call it a pun, if you want to.....Liberal Hippies are Wise.

Answer 6

not right now