How about creating a delicious story using these food items?

Question

1) Strawberries with whipped cream.
2) Rump roast
3) Red wine.
4) Butterscotch pudding.
5) Latke

Answer 1

He walked into her bedroom. she was waiting for him . It was the size of his whole apartment. As he took stock of his surroundings he noticed to the open door leading to the on-suit bathroom... with a tub the size of a modest swimming pool. The bed was a work of art, large enough for a family of four ...or one very agile lady with a great imagination.

On the dresser next to the bed was a bowl of strawberries and whipped cream. The woman's lips were like fine red wine, dark and hinting of sensual pleasure, he gazed at them intently then let his eyes drift down, and down, and down...

He felt strangely uncomfortable, he suddenly realised that while her toned body was in all ways perfect...his had been sadly neglected over the years. "Damn!" he thought "why did i have to have the rump roast and those four portions of potato pancakes for dinner?". His stomach had all the firmness of a man whose fondness for Latke... those damn pancakes he loved so much... had added at least sixty pounds and six inches to his waist. Her only vice was the very occasional bowl of butterscotch pudding that she would indulge in after an three hour session at the gym.

He blushed, raised his eyes to gaze into hers and asked her the question that had been on mind since arriving at the apartment:

"so miss, where this leaky tap that needs fixing?"

Answer 2

Latke was a newly-arrived immigrant, fresh off the boat from Bratislava. He was having difficulty acclimating to American culture. He was largely unfamiliar with the language, even though he knew a few words of English and had a vague notion of what some of them meant. Latke was sponsored by a church-based foreign service agency, and his sponsoring family had invited him to dinner his first night in America. Latke was apprehensive, because he was told there would be rump roast. His rump was tender, and he wasn't sure how he would manage to sit or sleep with second- and third-degree burns. He was also concerned about the strawberries with whipped cream he'd been told to expect. Would such a thing be possible in polite company? The family was apparently sponsoring another immigrant as well, a gay man from the British Isles. They told him there would be butterscotch pudding. Latke arrived at the dinner and had a large glass of red wine to fortify himself for the evening ahead. At least he had had the foresight to bring a gift for his sponsoring family, one that seemed in keeping with the rest of the meal. Would they be surprised when he presented them with pressed ham on glass!

Answer 3

"Butterscotch pudding. Butterscotch pudding. If she makes butterscotch pudding one more time, I will scream!"
"Calm down, Latke," his wife Laksha advised. "What would you prefer, strawberries with whipped cream?"
Latke laughed darkly. "I may be immigrant, but I have palate! For bed and breakfast hostess, Mrs. Wine cannot cook worth a pengo. Now, that son of hers-"
Laksha shook her head softly. "Red Wine can cook. But does he? No! Instead we must deal with the mother's burnt rump roast. Ask me he is just as bad as she."
The bell rang for dinner and the two made their way to the dining hall. When they sat, their hostess spoke.
"I know how you love my cooking," Mrs. Wine smiled. "So I have made both of you an extra big batch."
Latke groaned as he spied the food. "Butterscotch pudding!" He opened his mouth to scream as he had promised, but Laksha interrupted him. "Many thanks, Mrs. Wine. We love your delicious meals."
Latke sighed. "Yes. Many thanks." And he smiled.

Answer 4

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876

"You Are What You Eat"

It was the day of the Feed and Grain Town Picnic. Each year at this time, Wedell Wheatbread would throw a big bash to usher in the return of Spring to this Wild West town of Dodge.
Everthing you could possibly want to eat was available on the three long tables. For an admission fee of 50¢ , you could eat all the apples,oats, alfalfa, corn' mealie mush and the latest thing in farming delights......5) Latke...... recently introduced to America by a man named Howard Hanukkah. While the Latke proved to be a hit,there was a small turnout, as usual.

Meanwhile, on the road leading south to dixie out of town, Matt was on his way home to Sunshine MacGillicutty's farm.
He had had his fill of being a U.S.Marshal for the day. All he wanted now was to be home with his Sunny. When he was tethering his horse to the post , he got a whiff from the kitchen.He walked into the house and saw Sunshine in her apron.
Matt:"Whatcha got cookin', good lookin'?" He crossed the room as she was taking a a roasting pan from the oven.
Sunshine:" It's a surprise,baby." Matt kissed her and headed into the back room for a nice bath. Never one to miss an opportunity for a little water "fun," Sunshine soon came back to check on him. "Hey, baby..... you wanna little company? " She started to take off her shoes.
Matt:" Not really, sweetie. Just not in the mood for all the chaos you will undoubtably cause once you plopped in here!!" He laughed at his attempt at humor. Sunshine was not amused. As she started out of the room, Matt yelled out......."Now don't go out of here in a huff, you little wanton chipmunk. By the way , what are we having for dinner?"
Sunshine:"2) Rump roast.......you know,....I think it's true what they say."
Matt:"What's that, Sunny girl?"
Sunshine:"You ARE what you EAT!!!!"

When Matt finally made it to the table, he found a lovely glass of 3) Red wine set at his place. He looked at Sunny as she put his plate of food in front of him.
Matt:"Still mad at me, Sunshine?" She leaned down, kissed his neck and slipped her hand inside his shirt.
Sunshine:" Uh uh, baby. I could never be mad at you for very long. Especially when you smell this good." She almost spilled the gravy in his lap as she began nibbling on his ear.

After dinner, Sunshine brought out desset.
Sunshine:"I hope you like it, Matt. I made some 4) Butterscotch pudding."
Matt:"I love it.....but.....I thought we were having 1) Strawberries with whipped cream. I saw them in the kitchen and assumed .....but this is fine."
Sunshine came over to where he sat and whispered in his ear.........." That's for when we go to bed, baby." She made a sound that........frankly......... scared him a bit:
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